So many ways Chords

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[Verse 1]
There [A]once lived a boy, or rather, a man,
who loved a young woman and hatched a great plan.
He thought he should [Dm]share all [A]his feelings inside,
those feelings he [Dm]felt he should [D]no longer hide.
So [C]he hitched up his [G]courage and [Bb]ran to her side,
[A]hoping to open his heart open wide.
But I was [Gm]right there [Bb]saying,
[G]Buddy, [Dm]beware.
[G]With my
Gucci
McWis[A]dom, I thought I'd
McShare.
[Bm]Oh, there's [D]so many ways you
have not got this [Bm]through.
Yes, you feel things for [F#]her .
What does [Bm]she feel for you?
[G]Your feelings are big,
but hers [Em]may be [A]smaller.
[C#dim]She may have big f[Cdim]eelings for o[Am]ne
[A]who is taller [D]or richer or cooler.
This has been the trend.
[Bm]So think this thing [F#]through,
[Bm]my full -feeling friend.
You're [G]a smart -seeming [D]kid.
[G]Keep a lid on this blaze.
Your [A]feelings [C#dim]could bur[C]n
[Cdim]you in so [A]many way[D]s
So many ways
So many [G]ways
So many [Bb]ways
[D]You've not thought [A]this through
[Bb]In so many[A] ways[D][G][Dm]
[D]Cause there's so many ways
you will not measure up
If you're [Bm]counting them now
[F#]Then the answe[Bm]r is yup,
you've [G]no self -assurance
You always soft pedal
You [A]have no
Newbery or
Caldecott medal
I [D]own my apartment and
probably a boat
Thanks to [Bm]whimsical,
swimsical classics I wrote
And a [G]girl on [D]the go [G]likes
a player who pays
An[A]d your boat just won't f[D]loat at a[A]ll
[D]So many ways
So [G]many ways
So many [Bb]ways
Take [D]note, your boat won't float
[Bb]In so ma[F#]ny w[A]ays[D][G][D][G][Bm]
Oh, there's [F#]so many ways you
are going to get hurt.
Has she been [Bm]to my place?
Have I been up her skirt?
You can't [E]know, you can't know.
She will not tell you so.
So you'll [A]go and imagine,
a slow blow -by -blow.
And [F#]there in your head,
I'll be so good in bed.
You'll con[Bm]coct that her cooch
likes my coach there instead.
When [Em]I do the deed,
every day's in a daze.
My [A]deed does it deeper, in so many [D]ways.
Oh,
Maggie, you and
So many [G]ways[Bb]
[D]I have experience
[Bb]I have the ski[A]lls
I'm [D]wiser
And
Pfizer supplies me with pills
But [A]do what you want, fella
Nerve up and tell her
You [Dm]love her and need her
Then [A]wait like old
[Dm]Yeller
She pulls the [Bb]trigger
And [A]right down you go
[G]Like a pitiful pooch
Yes, [A]pooch
Told you so
you