Split Dick Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[E5]Spli[C]t di[E5]ck!...[C][D][E5]
[D][E5][C][D][E5][Bm]
[D]Once, [E5]you were one see?... But now
You [B5]are two... [E5]eeewe!
Once, it was a jiffy, but now
You are [Em]2 HB... see?
[Bm]Spli[D]t dick[E5]... You [C]are [E5]a split dick
You need a split dick
You have a split dick!
[C]Now,[D][E5][C][D][E5][Bm]
[D]the[E5]re's no reversing...
[D]Just one[E5] cut...
Above your left [Bm]nut[B5][B]
[E5]Ow! What a nice [D]trick!
[E5]Look at you, you've got a split [Bm]dick![D]
[E5]Split dick... It's now a split dick
You [D]have [E5]a split dick
You are a split dick!
Now... For a lifetime...
You [C]stand... [D]Wit[C]h what
[D]you've done...[C][D][D#5][D#][E5]
Pin it to your [D]tits!...[C][D][C]
[E5][Em][C]
[D][E5][Em][E5][Em][C][E5][C][E5]
Split dick... You are a split [C]dick!
[D][E5][C][D][E5][D][E5]
[Bm][D]
[E5]Split dick!