Stop The Apocalypse Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
What the [Am]fuck is that?
Barreling towards our Metropolis
From the deep water in the likeness
of Lochness
Knockin' its noggin like a hockey
stick hocking spit
Meltin' down the top of this
planet like chocolates
Lava rocks slosh in his
esophagus like lozenges
For every drop that drips down somebody
With the awkwardest sounds
The prophet says the opposite
We've got to stop, stop,
stop the apocalypse
[Dm]Elevate like geyse[D]rs[Em]
and rise like [F]helium
Together Colorado show 'em how the
west is really [Dm]one
I'll rap 'till my finger's [E]numb
and leave your toes [F]tinglin'
For heaven on earth slash blue
planet kingdom [Dm]come
I'm Jonny [D]5 but I [Em]act like Wall- E
'till the [F]trash is sorted
Into more practicaler forms
like stacks of [Dm]quarters
I am I b bee [Em]sur viving colony
col[Am]lapse disorder
Stop, stop, stop the apocalypse
[Bm]
Aooooga, aooooga, booga,[Dm]booga
Antichrist pulls up [F]in a
bad min[G]i cooper
[Am]Fabulous doo and a vocab I [Bm]woulda
stayed in school for
Says he's [Dm]overdue but was [F]beach
bummin' [G]in Newport
So he [Am]says, what's new sport
[Bm]I said, stoppin' you of course
He says, you [Dm]have the better chance of
[F]slobbing the nob [G]of a unicorn
[Am]I stuck around the cunei[Bm]form
and told the spawn of Lucifer
[D]The [Dm]shoelessness of his backside
[F]we had [G]a solution for
We [Dm]rise [D]at the end [E]like a
[Em]standing ova[F]tion
Lay it on thick for those
with thin patience
[Dm]Keep in touch with the
good like [E]holding[Em]
[F]All the while spittin' sicker
than a mouth full of rabies
[Dm]Our maybes are certain
[Em]No closing of cu[F]rtains
Our maydays are milkshakes for the
social still forming
[Dm]From storming to [Em]norming to fighting to see a [Am]new d[Dsus4]ay
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[G]
We [Am]stand for the Wii like Nintendo tennis
In the [F]land of the free
[G]Revolution is [Am]key quinoa lentils
spinach
And we're about to change the game
Treat [F]it like a scrimmage
[G]Preach to [C]the cho[G]ir when the
[Am]minister's finished
Speak and inspire like [F]Den
[G]nis Kucinich
Reaching for hire [C]like [Am]the apprentice
Leaving 'em red up and awe
like [F]dentists[G]
[C]It's worth [G]a shot man [Am]tetanus
To overturn the sentence
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