Stupid Marriage Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Court in session (oy, oy, oy!)
What do you mean 'oy
oy oy,' me say court in session!
[G]Order
[A]My name [D]is Judge Roughneck
[G]And I will not tol[A]erate any dis
[D]obedience in my [G]courtroom
[A]Rude boy[D], you have been
brought in front [G]of me
And [A]charged with smashing
this [D]woman's window
Before I sen[G]tence [A]you
What have [D]you got to say
in your defense?
[G][A]

[Verse 2]
[D]
I was walking down [G]the street one [A]night
When [D]I saw her silhouette
in her [G]bathroom [A]light
[D]Her way of life may be [G]nothing to hid[A]e
With her [D]frosted glass shattered,
[A]curtains [G]open [A]wide

[Verse 3]
[C]Naked [G]woman, naked [Bb]man[F]
[C]Where did you [G]get that [Bb]nice suntan?
[F]You live [C]in [G]a castle bui[Bb]lt of san[F]d[C]
Naked [G]woman, [Bb]naked [F]man[Bb][F]

[Verse 4]
[C]Naked from your bath,
you go naked [D]to your bed [C](oh, sure?)
But I [D]can't stop the [G]hatred
[D]running through my [A]head

[Verse 5]
Silence in [D]court[A][D][G]
[A][D]
[G][A][D][G][A][D]
[G][A][D]
Or[A]der[D]
[G]Rude boy[A], you have led[D] me to believe
that you was going [G]out with a girl
[A]And she left you[D] and married someone else
[G]So you got dru[A]nk,
and smashed [D]up your ex-girlfriend's property
[G]property
I have [A]come to one con[D]clusion
That is to sentence [G]you to [A]five
months in pris[D]on
Before they take you down to the [G]cells
What [A]have you got to say for yourself?

[Verse 6]
He [D]wanted to be [A]something [D]but
she [G]knows he never [A]will
She's [D]got him where she wanted
and for[G]got to take her [A]pill
And he [D]thinks that she'll be happy
[G]when she's hanging out [A]the nappies
If [D]that's a happy marriage I'd
[G]prefer [A]to be [C]unhappy

[Verse 7]
Married [G]woman, [Bb]married man[F]
[C]Where did you [G]get that [Bb]family [F]plan?[C]
Mrs. [G]Ewe and [Bb]Mr. R[F]am
[C]Where did you [G]get that [Bb]lovely [F]lamb?

[Verse 8]
[C]Naked woman,
[G]naked man (silence in [Bb]my courtroom)
Where did you get that [F]nice sun tan?
(order in my [C]courtroom)
Naked woman, naked man (I will
[G]have order in my cout[Bb]room)
Where did you get that [F]nice
sun tan? (hush up!)
[C]Naked woman, [G]naked man
[Bb]Where did you get that [F]nice
sun tan? [C](hush up!)
Naked woman, [G]naked man
Where [Bb]did you get [F]that nice
sun [C]tan? (hush up!)
Naked woman, [G]naked man
[Bb]Where did you get that[F] nice
sun [C]tan? (hush up!)
Naked woman, [G]naked man
Where [Bb]did you get [F]that nice
sun [C]tan? (order!)
Naked wo[G]man, naked man
[Bb]Where did you get that nice sun [F]tan?
(order[C]in my courtroom!)
Naked woman, na[G]ked man
Where [Bb]did you [F]get that nice sun tan?
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice
sun tan? (take him away!)