Talent Show Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Gm]Alright, alright, alright
Everybody give it up for Chester Atkins
And [G]his [Gm]"death- defying
poem- [G]reading trick."
Um, [D]okay, up next [G]guys—hey, hey, excuse
[D]me! Excuse [G]me! [Gm]Silence PLEASE!

[Verse 2]
[D]Principal Carson has a small penis!
Hey! Tommy! [G]Tommy! Hey!
[A]Mrs. Baxter,[D]
Come [G]down here and get Tommy
please; take him [D]to my office
I'll see you in a second, Thomas,
you hear me?
Yeah, yeah!
Up [G]next we have a band that is steeped

[Verse 3]
[G]
in old- timey rock- n- roll
They also wanted me to tell ya
That if you [D]like what you hear
You can purchase their album
behind
The stands of the football
fields today
As soon as school lets out, alright?
Okay, everybody give it up for Koe Wetzel,
[G]yeah!
[D]
[G]Um, hello,

[Verse 4]
[A]um
We [D]are—or I am—we [?] called
[G]Koe Wetzel!
Nobody gives a fuck!