teenage failure Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[G]Clyde
[C]Went up to my boss today
Said "Hey man, can I have more pay?"
I said, [Dm]"Will ya? Please [D]sir!"
He [Em]took one look at me and then
He [A]said, "If you ask me that again,
[D]I'll kill ya!"

[Verse 2]
[G]Why, why, [A]why [D]do [G]I have to [A]cry[D]?
Ours [G]not to [A]reason [D]why, I know
It's [G]just to [A]do and [D]die, I know
But [G]even so it [F#m]seems that the [Em]world[A]
Has passed me [D]over
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[Verse 3]
[C]Same sort of thing with the birds in this town
I pick 'em up, they put me down
[Dm]Still, you can't complain [Em](much!)
If I had a fancy car, [A]Mercedes or a Jaguar,
I'd [D]thrill 'em!

[Verse 4]
[G]Why, why, [D]why [G]do I have to [D]cry?
Ours [G]not to reas[A]on [D]why, I know
It's [G]just to do an[A]d d[D]ie, I know
But [G]even so it [F#m]seems
that the [Em]world[A]
Has passed me [D]over

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 5]
[C]You should see how
the women treat me
Perhaps I should have the guts to
see I'm a [Dm]failure
(A teenage [Em]failure!)
If you cheat on me again,
[A]I'l hire a detective
And then I'll have him [D]trail [G]ya!

[Verse 6]
Why, [D]why, why [G]do I [A]have to [G]cry?[D]
Ours [G]not to reason [A]why, [D]I know
It's [G]just to do an[D]d die, I know
But [G]even so it [F#m]seems that the [Em]world[A]
Has passed me [D]over
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[Verse 7]
[C]Now this ain't a very fine song
But lucky for you, it ain't too long
(S[D]it still or I'll [Dm]smash your face [Em]in !)
If I had an expensive guitar
[A]I'd write great songs and I'd
go [D]far [G](maybe)
Why, [D]why, why [G]do I have to [D]cry?
Ours [G]not to reason why, [D]I know
It's [G]just to do an[D]d die,
[G]I k[A]now[D][G][D][A][Bm]
[G]But [Bm]even[G] so it seems[F#m]
that the [Em]world[A]
Has passed me [D]over

[Outro 1]
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