That Awful Day Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][A][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell,I
found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
[G]I crawed in the window got inside she k[D]icked me in the balls and then I[A]
cried,Called me a name said I'd lied [D]kicked me again and I thought I died.
She [G]took my clothes set them on fire, [D]hit me with her [G]curling iron.I tried to block it with my watch,
[A]then she kicked me in the crotch again.
Yea [G]today's the day my [A]wife
met my girlfriend.
[D][G]

[Verse 2]
[A]
Well I [D]tried to tell her but she didn't care thing's weren't what they seemed, She had a pan on the stove of full of boiling water and my nat's would soon be steamed. [G]I tried to run, scream for for help, she [D]hit me in the nurts with a rinestone belt. [A]It was like nothing that I'd ever felt,
[D]I thank god I wasn't wearing a kilt. S[G]he grabed the bat from beneath the bed s[D]wung it once and missed my head, S[A]he rared back, swung it again, T[G]hen she hit me in the twin's a[A]gain.
[G]Yea today's the day my [A]wife met [D]my girl[G]friend.Yea today's that [A]awful
day,And my [G]boys won't be [A]the same. Yea [G]today's the day my [A]wife met my girlfriend.
[D]