That's A Hee Haw Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]You know what the farmer said
when he fell off the barn?
What'd he say, Junior?
Guess I'll hit the hay.
That's what he [C]said![G]
Hey, Junior,
what do you think about mini skirts?
I think they're too long.
Her chicken ain't bad, [C]though.[G]
Junior, how do you like your eggs?
I like them fine. No, silly.
I mean, how do you like them
cooked?
I like them even better that way.
We take you now to a house
on the outskirts of Cumming,
Georgia,
where we find someone
knocking on Junior's door.
Hey, Junior. You in there?
If you are, come to the door. I'm coming.
Let me get my overhauls on.
I seen a fella layin' in the ditch
back up the road,
and I figured I'd better check and see if
it was you.
What'd he look like?
[F]About the same [G]size as
you.
Looked a whole lot like you from behind.
[F]Did he have on blue overhauls?
[Bb]Yeah, he [G]did.
Did he [F]have on a red shirt?
[G]Yeah, he sure did.
Wasn't me, then.
I ain't got on no shirt.
When [F]you [C]left for that big city salesman,
you [F]said you just went for a [C]ride,
I [F]waited around for so long,
but you [G]never came back to earn your [C]hide.
I wonder if your love is fading,
[F]just like the gold in my [C]hair,
for [F]twenty long [G]years
[C]Well, [G]Junior, here we are all
alone in the haystack.
Can you think of anything you want?
Yeah, [C]I sure want to get off
[G]this pitchfork I'm sitting on.
Well, then move over
here closer to me.
That's it. Get real close.
Now whisper something soft and sweet to me,
Junior.
[C]Banana [G]pudding.[C][G]
Hey, Junior,
how do you keep a fish from smelling?
Cut his nose [C]off.
[G]That's what he's on![C][G][D][G]
Well, I got to [C]go now,
but let me give [G]you a
little parting advice.
Make sure you got some
teeth in your comb
before you [C]start.[G]
[D][G]