That's Not Me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]
[C][Am][C][Em]
[Am][Em][Am][Em]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
[Em]I got my lazy boy back,
getting [Am]ready [Em]for my mission
Remote controller's ready,
the [Am]satellite's [Bm]in posit[Em]ion
Can you dig it?
[Am]Yeah![Em][Am]
[Em]Herbal's poppin' in the kitchen
where that woman [G]put the [D]salt
[Em]She knows I likes my butter
with my [D]six -pack of malt
Can [Em]you dig it?
Yeah!
[Am]Oh n[Em]o![C]
She's [G]home!
I [C]washed and folded [G]all the clothes
You look [C]so [G]fine I vote the law
[F#m]But when she's no[Bm]t around
That's [Am]not me
[Em]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Bm]That's [Am]not me
[Em]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got the fellas coming over,
Tyson's fighting again
I think it's starting at 8 on the ESPN
[D]Can [Em]you dig [D]it? [Em]I dig it
And don't forget to put the seat down
when you finish with the can
Cause my wife will kick my booty
if she [Bm]catches me again
[D]Can you[Em] dig it?
Hi, hi, yeah, yeah, yeah
See [Bm]ya[C]
Oh dear, come [G]here
Your [C]hair looks great
Your [G]skin's so clear
Did [C]you have fun?
Shopping at the [G]mall?
[F#m]Mmm, but when she's not around,
oh [Bm]yeah
That's [Am]not me
[Em]Yeah, yeah, yeah
Can you dig it? [Bm]That's [Am]not m[Em]e
Yeah, yeah, [G]yeah
[Gm]That's the door, I'll get it honey
[F]Hey, Dick, what's up?
I see you got a [Fm]new Volvo there.
That's nice.
That's just [D#]great.
Hey, guys, I got some champagne
and [F#]some wine.
What's that?
You want a beer[Am]?
Yeah, [D]right.
I [Gm]got some hors d 'oeuvres.
We got some caviar.
[F]We got some bries.
Pretty cool. What?
[Fm]Honey, we got any cocktail weenies?
[D#]Yeah, that's I'm talking about.
That's
Yeah, my guys.
You guys are beautiful.
[D#m]Yeah, just hang out.
There's some TV over there,
hang [Am]out, we'll have dinner shortly,
[Bm]alright?[Am][Em]
[Bm][Am][Em]
[Bm][Am][Em]
[D][Em]
[D]
My [Em]baby's got me trained,
[Am]oo h, it's time to f[Em]etch again
Can you dig it?
Yeah, that's not me though, you know
[Bm]Hey, [Am]hey, [Em]hey, yeah, yeah
[Bm]That's [Am]not m[Em]e, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can you dig it?
[Bm]That's [Am]not m[Em]e, yeah, yeah
Can you dig it?
[Bm]That's [Am]not m[Em]e I don't I
I don't know
That, [Bm]that's [Em]not me