The Amazing Willy Wanker Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][Em][F]
[Fm][Bb]

[Verse 1]
When [C]I
was just a little wee lad
I [Em]hopped on the lap of my
dear old dad
[F]Something jumped and poked me good
[Fm]'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A [C]little tin soldier's marchin by
[Em]Ser geant major unzips his fly
[F]Pulls his weapon from
his camouflage pants
[Fm]Slaps away til it starts to dance

[Verse 2]
A shoot[G]in star's above my bed
[F]Changin colors of my mushroom head
A [G]rainbow jizz flys across the room
[F]Little white spermies meet

[Verse 3]
their doom
[C](Ah!) The [Gsus4]amazing[G][F]
[C]Willy [G]Wan[F]ker[C]!
[G](Aaaah!) The [F]amazing Willy Wan[C]ker!
And [G]my [F]scrotum sack
[Am]he says[G]
[F]Lalalalalala, tickle me!

[Verse 4]
[C]Little green men from outer space
[Em]Here to exterminate the human race
[F]Drop their ray guns and
retreat to their ships
When [Fm]marshmallow sauce
squirts from me tip
Like a [C]knight of olden Camelot
The [Em]goo takes off like an arrow
[F]shot
Gwynevere drops to her
knees and begs
For the [Fm]spittin dragon between me legs

[Verse 5]
I'm [G]using my thing for what it's for
[F]Gentle knock upon me door
[G]Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she [F]sees my wank standing

[Verse 6]
tall and free
[C](Ah!) The [G]one[F] and only Willy[C][G]
[F]Wanker![C]
[G](Aaaaah!) Here comes[F]
[C]Willy [G]Wan[F]ker!
And my marble sack he says
[Am][G]
[F]Lalalalalala, tickle me!

[Verse 7]
Rasberry scones and [F]marmalade![G]
[F]Squeezing my squid in the
evening [Am]shine!
Visions of [F]mermaids [Am]in t[F]he sky!
[Am]Shooting my [Em]load in me [F]own left eye!

[Verse 8]
[C]Gramps was a hero in the first World [G]War
[Em]But he ain't got no [G]dick no more
[Am]Comes home [F]smokin
from the [G]corner pub
Makes [Fm]poor old [C]Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like
a big bass drum
[Em]Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
[F]The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
[Fm]Time to clean up with the washroom
towel
[C][G]

[Verse 9]
[F]
(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy [C]Wanker
[G], yeah![F][C][G][F]
(Ah!) The lonely Willy
[C]Wan[G]ker[F]!
And my wrinkled sack he
[Am]says[G]
[F]Lalalalalala, tickle me!