The Dildo Song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]A k[G]noc[D]k c[A]ame[D]
on my door one day
And I went out to [A]see
I saw my friend standing there
This question he asked [D]me
He said I have a paper here
I said I think I [G]know
You're going around from [D]house to house
To [A]change the [D]name Dildo

[Verse 2]
[D]I said now friend I will not sign
To change this precious [A]name
I hope that every person here
They will feel the [D]same
For God will travel with us
Wherever we may [G]go
And he will [D]never laugh and joke
[A]About the [D]name [G]Dildo

[Verse 3]
"D" stands for our dignity [G]Our
name will never change
And [D]"I" stands for the innocent
child
Who should never [A]feel ashamed
[D]"L" we fought for liberty
And "D" for [G]days of [D]old
While "O" spells out that loving [A]word
That we all [D]call[G][D][A][D]
Dildo

[Verse 4]
Now when I [D]die I'll
leave this place
The home in which I [A]love
And God will get me ready then
To take me up [D]above
He will take me by the hand
Together we will [G]go
To a home he's [D]built in heaven
[A]Which he has [D]named Dildo
[G]"D" stands for our dignity Our

[Verse 5]
[G]
name will never change
And [D]"I" stands for the innocent child
Who should never [A]feel ashamed
[D]"L" we fought for liberty
And "D" for [G]days of [D]old
While "O" spells out that loving word
That [A]we all [D]call Dildo

[Verse 6]
That sits beside the [A]sea
You'll Find the people
oh so kind
With hospital[D]ity
So, come and take a visit,
You'll always be a [G]friend
[D]Don't kno[A]ck just com[D]e on in
[G]"D" stands for our dignity Our

[Verse 7]
[G]
name will never change
[D]And "I" stands for the innocent child
Who should never feel [A]ashamed
[D]"L" we fought for liberty
And "D" for [G]days of [D]old
While "O" spells out that loving word
That [A]we all [D]call Dildo
[G][D][A]