The Exercise Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
This is about [Em]halfway through the show, so I'd like you to please stand up,
if you will.
It's what we call the de
[Em]mi -interval.
Now, those of you with glasses on,
which would probably be best advised
to put them in a pocket [G]someplace.
[Em]Those of you with [D]bouffant...[Em]
I wish you'd give me some.
All right, without hitting the person in front of you,
hold your hand out in front of you.
Hands, hands out.
Okay, now.
Pick the arm that you [Bm]think is the longest [Em]and put
it over top of the other one.
Okay, way over top.
Like a cross, yes.
Okay, now see the thumbs are pointed
out.
If the thumbs are not pointed out,
[D]point your thumbs down to the floor [Em]now.
[D]Okay, now bring [Bm]your hands slowly
together and [Em]clasp them.[E]
Now when you bring your arms up [E]underneath,
yeah, okay?
[D]Get your elbows down.
[F#m]Don't leave them wide like that, you know, put
your elbows togeth[D]er.
Now what you're going to do is you're going to
take [Em]the arm that's closest to you
an[E]d you're going to [B]slide it through that
[D]opening and pull it over your head.
[E]Ah yes, we have a near winner.
Come on,
right through that hole there.
Hang on, hang [Em]on, hang on.
Yeah!
[D]Yeah!
[Em]You guys are terrific.
Well, [D]I couldn't have picked a gamer audience,
I'll tell [Em]you.
[D][Em]