The Gentle Art of Making Enemies Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[B][F#m][G5][Gm][Bb][Bb5][E][Bb][D]
[A#][E][A#][D][G#m][D][G#m]
[G#5][A][G#m][G#5][G#m][E]

[Verse 1]
The words are [E]so familiar-
All the same greats, the same mis[D#m]takes
It doesn't have [D#]to be like t[E]his.[E]
If you don't make a friend, now
One might make you-
So learn
The [D#m]gentle art [D#]of making e[E]nemies
Don't look so sur[Em]prised
[D]Happy[E][Em][E][Em]
[D]bir[Eb]thday...Fucker[E]
Blow that candle out[Em],
[D]We're [E]gonnaa kick
[Em]you[E][Em]
[Don't say [E]you're not because
[D#]you [Em]are][E]
[Don't say you're not
because you are]
[Em][History tells [E]us[A][E][A]
[E]tha[Em]t you[E] are]
[History tells us [Em]that [A]you are]
All you need is [G5]just one [F]more [C5]excuse[D]
You put up one hell of a fight
[G#m]I want[D] to[G#m] hear[A]
your [G5]very [F]best [C]excuse[D]
Never felt this much alive
[G#m][D][G#m][E]
Your day has finally come
So wear the hat and do the [D#m]dance
And let the suit keep [D#]wearing [E]you.[D][E]
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it
It's the [D#m]gentle art of making en[D#]emies[E]
[D]I d[D#]eserve a[E] reward[Em][E]
[Em]'cause I'm the be st[D] fuck[E]
that you ever [D#]had[Em]
[E]And if I tighten up my hole
[Em]You may neve[E]r see the light agai[Em]n
[E][There's always an easy way
[Em]out][A]
[E][There's always an easy [Em]way
[E]out]
[You need something [Em]wet in
[E]your [Em]mouth[E]]
[You need something [A]wet [G5]in[F][C][D]
[G#m]your[D][G#m][A][G][F][C5][D]
mouth]

[Outro 1]
Never felt this much alive
[D][G#][D][Ab5][A][E][Bb][E]
[Bb][D][Bb][E][Bb][D][Bb][D][E]
[D]
[Bb][E][D][Bb][D][Bb][E][D]
[Bb][D][A#][E][A#][D][A#][E][Em]
[A#][D][A#][E][Em][D]