The Gutterati? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Wel[G]l, [D]I w[A]as[D][G][D][A][D]
chasing
down flies and shooting up women
Trying to get the whole thing
straight in my head
Lookin' for a girl who'd come
with me swimming
And come and play tunes at the
end of my bed
[G][D][A][D][G][D]

[Verse 2]
[A]
[D]And all the hard men
were drinkin' down petrol
I'm bammin' up the girls
when in [A]came the [D]law
Heading for the door and get
[G]ting tongue [D]tied
When they asked me what
exactly I saw

[Verse 3]
So I'll [D]get some Monte [G]Christos
And we can [D]all go see [A]the band
Well, I [D]may not be a [G]looker, yeah
But I'll [D]help you any [A]way I
[D]can
[G][D][A][D][G][D]

[Verse 4]
[A]
[D]Well I'm back at my room I
was mak[G]ing me [D]nervous
Then I watched TV and pick
[A]ing my [D]feet
Wishing I was pretty and burn
[G]ing [D]my shoes
Wishing for once I'd kep
[A]t the re[D]ceipt

[Verse 5]
I called myself [G]and wondered out [D]loud
I tried to get the whole thing
straight in my head
I left the tape running
and played [G]it back [D]twice
But I couldn't make sense
of what I had said

[Verse 6]
So [D]I'll get some Monte [G]Christos
And we can [D]all go see [A]the band
Well, I [D]may not be [G]a looker, yeah
But I'll [D]help you any [A]way I [D]can,
alright
[G][D][A][D][G]

[Verse 7]
[D]
Well, it [G]may not make you handsome
And it may not even make
you feel [D]alive[G][A][G][D]
You [G]may not have the ransom
But you can always count on this
It's [Em]him and them and she and me
[A]Sick and muddy,
every[D]body
[G][D][A][D][G][D]

[Verse 8]
[Em][A]
So [D]I'll get some Monte [G]Christos
And [D]we can all go see [A]the band
[D]Well, I may not be a looker[G], yeah
But [D]I'll help [A]you any way I [D]can

[Verse 9]
And you [D]can bring your
waster[G]s banjo
[D]Bring your sister and her friend [A]Diane
Well, [D]I may not have a[G] big boys pistol
[D]But I'll help [A]them any way I can
[D]And you

[Verse 10]
can call me Cinder[G]ella
[D]Call me your best [A]man
[D]Well, you may be [G]a right old queen
But [D]I'll help you [A]any way I [D]can,
al[G]right[D][A][D]
[G]It'[D]s a[A]lri[D]ght

[Outro 1]
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