The Joker's Wild Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Hey!
[F]Welcome to another exc[Em]iting epi[Dm]sode of
Delray's number [C]1 game [Dm]show:
The Joker's Wild!
[C]Shaggy, tell us something about
tonight's [Am]contestants.

[Verse 2]
[C]Ha [Dm]ha ha Hey, muddafuckas! Get ready
for [Em]the killer show for this [F]bitch!
We
Got a cop,
[Em]We got a judge, and we g[Dm]ot a redneck.
So step the fuck up and play The
[C]Joker's
Wild!
[G](Woo Hoo!)
Everybody [Eb]smile!

[Verse 3]
[F]
Guess who's [C]back on your
[G]underground [Am]dial! (who?)
It's the [C]game show [G]host wit the
[Eb]most [Am](Violent J)
And to[C]night we gonna [G]have a
little [Am]pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top [Dm]cop per! It's [G]been a long [Eb]while!
[F]Lace up your [C]boots and [G]come
on down [Am]the aisle.
Mr. [C]Big Man [G]packin' that steel.
[Eb]But tonigh[Am]t you ain't shit.
Now spin the fuckin' wheel!
[Dm]Looks good[G] nice try![Eb] Now l[Am]et's
[C]see just [G]how you gon' [Am]die!
Lucky, [C]lucky,
it [G]landed on Car[Eb]penter [Am]Jed.
He [C]just pounds [Dm]nails in your forehead.
[Am]The pig [C]got luck[G]y that time.[Eb]
But [Dm]let's take a [C]look.
Who's [G]next down [Am]the line.
Oh, [C]the [G]43rd District [Eb]Judge.
Hey [Am]pal! Re[C]member me?
[G]You threw me [Am]in jail!
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck.
The clicker's landed.
[C]Let me check[B].
[Am]The Jookie, hey it ain't b[C]ad at all.
[Am]We just cut your face
off and [B]slap your skull.
[Am]Who's next[C] for the games[G] and fun ?[Eb]
[Am]Hillbilly [C]Earl, C'mon [G]down! [Am]Run!
The red[Dm]neck [G]that
[Eb]sic'ed his dog on me.
[Am]Now that[Dm]'s gonna cost [G]you a
[Am]spin buddy!
[Dm]Spin around [G]and around it [Eb]goes!
[Am]Staple [C]your lips shut, [G]cut off [Am]your toes!
Then I [C]throw [G]your corpse
[Eb]on top of the [Am]pile.
[C]Anything [G]goes on the [Am]Joker's [G]Wild.

[Verse 4]
"Tell me. Who killed seventeen people [Am]and
later ate their dead [Bb]bod ies?"
[C]"Jeffrey Dalmer?"
"No! The correct answer would be
[Dm]your mother!"[C]
"Wha'!"
"Shaggs?"
"Aw [Dm]shit, motherfuckas. Get ready for

[Verse 5]
[Em]
round 2 in this bitch!
[F]So if you want
Your fuck[Em]in'
Neck bone chopped,
[Dm]step the fuck up and play The Joker's [C]Wild!"

[Verse 6]
Ya [C]like big money and
[G]prizes [Eb]don't ya?
[Am]You'd probably [C]kill for a
[G]big prize [Am]won't ya?
You little [C]bitch! It's [G]your turn [Eb]to
[Am]spin. [Dm](ding ding)
"Free money!"
[G]Now [Am]spin again. [C]Oh goody,
[G]now un[Eb]zip your drawers.
[Am]I'm [C]finna clip this [G]chain on y[Am]our balls!
Raise [C]you upside [G]down for the [Eb]big batta.
[F]Now we bus[C]t you[G]r head lik[Am]e a
piniata! (Yeah!)
[C]The audience [G]loves that [Eb]shit!
[F]Listen to 'em [C]cheer when your
[G]forehead split[Am]s
Wait, [C]cut to a [G]break! Oh shit [C]da-damn uh,
uh, we got guts on the camera.
"The Joker's Wild is brought [Am]to you

[Verse 7]
[B]
[C]by:" "Faygo!"
Everybody sing! [B]"Send ya' mom
ma straight up to tha [B]sto'!
Tell that bitch [Eb]to bring h[Dm]ome a[B]
[Am]Faygo!"
Welcome [C]back to the [G]carnival [Eb]show!

[Verse 8]
[F]Here's
your [C]chance for the [G]big money
[Am]Cash
Flow!
Hit [C]your buzzer, [Gm]pull your [Eb]lever! [Am]Joker,
[C]Joker, [Dm]Lem on!
We [Am]sever your head! Pick
[C]a door! [Am]1, 2, or 3
It's the same behind [B]every door,
me!
[Am]There's no escape. Now
[C]gimme that bald head!
[Am]The crowd can't help,
[C]look, their [F]all dead!
[Am]And they[C] just watc[G]hing their[Eb] doom.
[F]We broadcas[C]t from hel[G]l to your liv[Am]ing room.
I ripped [C]off [G]his neck bone,
[Eb]wicked clown [Am]style.
[C]Anything [G]goes on The [Am]Joker's [G]Wild.

[Verse 9]
"It's time to play hit or miss! [Am]Con
testant [Bb]#1, open your mouth!
Contest[C]ant #2,
Get ready!
Will [F]he hit or mis[G]s?"
[C]~spear hitting~
"He Hit!"
Yeah!
"What's [Dm]next?!"
[C]"We got [Dm]money, we got cash,
[Em]we got p[F]rizes! We got bl[Em]ood, we got Guts, we[Dm]
Got
Naked
[C]Dead [Dm]bitches! On
[C]The Joker's Wild!"

[Verse 10]
I got my [C]yellow suit, and my [G]purple tie.
[Eb]Somebody[F]'s gonna[C] die! [G]Oh, my![Am]
It's Mr. [C]Thompson my [G]next
door [Eb]neighbor.
[Am]Always [C]bitchin'! [G]Yellin' from the [Am]kit chen,
window.
[C]See he died [G]then he went to [Eb]hell, though.
[Am]We meet ag[C]ain! I g[G]ot my
own [Am]game show.
Spin the [C]wheel 'cause I [G]just
can't [Eb]fuck [C]around.[Em]
"Bonus [C]round!"

[Verse 11]
Oh, shit! The end of [C]the game.
Bonus round.
We goin out [F]with a bang! You got a
chance for money and prizes!
You got a chance at death too!
So get ready,
I'm comin' at ya fast!
Your chance for [C]freedom [F]at last!
[C]Four questions. So [F]are ya
ready Jack?
"Uh, I-I think think so"

[Verse 12]
Load the gat!
[F]"The governor"
[F]"EatsButt?"
"Yes! The square [C]root of 2"
"Uh"
[F]"Correct! Nut [C]sacks don't
belong in"
[C]"Butt cracks?"
[Dm]"Rich boys eat"
"Cavi[C]ar?"
"No! [B]The correct [Bb]answer
[Am]is '[F]bullets'!"
"Oh [C]ho ho!

[Verse 13]
Oho [Dm]Geez! Oh! [Em]Well,
this [F]is Big Chipperwinks saying [Em]'so long'
Till
Nex[Dm]t week
[C]Folks! Seeya later!
Goodbye!"
[Dm]~laughing in [Em]the[F]
[Em]
[Dm][C]
background~
[Dm]That's it. Go home.
Aw!