The Man In The Santa Suit Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]At the KOC Local 3.13
There's a fat [G]man standing
By [A]the soda machine
And [G]he knows, he knows, [A]he knows
Life can be funny
[D]

[Verse 2]
He calls the hair salon
Says put Loretta on
'Cause [G]the mall just called and
Said [A]the last guy's gone
And I [G]know, I know God [A]knows
We need the money
[D]

[Verse 3]
He's a [G]big red [D]cherry
But it's [G]hard to be [D]merry
[G]When the kid[D]s are all laughing
Saying, [C]hey it's Jerry Garcia
[G]Ain't he [A]cute?
The man in the Santa [D]suit

[Verse 4]
[D]
And all the moms in town
They bring their brats around
But they can[G]'t keep still or
Keep their [A]root beer down
Now it's [G]up, hey how 'bout [A]that
It looks like [D]a milkshake

[Verse 5]
And Jimmy's grown this year
Says mommy, quick come here
Santa's [G]sweaty and he smell[A]s like beer
And he says, [G]hey kid shut your [A]mouth
You give me a head[D]ache

[Verse 6]
[D]
And he's [G]jolly and [D]hairy
But it's [G]hard to be [D]merry
When the [G]guys at the bar
[D]Say he loo[C]ks like a fairy
And he's [G]doing it just for the [A]loot
The man in the Santa [D]suit

[Interlude 1]
[D][G]
[D][G][D]

[Verse 7]
At [D]the KOC Local 3.13
There's a fat [G]man standing
By [A]the soda machine
[G]And he knows, he knows, [A]he knows

[Outro 1]
Life can be funny
[D]