The Mule Session Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]My girlfriend left me for
a seven foot [G]Indian[D]
My grandma hung herself on
a tree in the Caribbean
My [G]sister's on the dope and my [D]brother
always picks [G]his nose[D][G]
[D]And Daddy's only happy when he's
wearing Mama's [G]pantyhose, yeah
[D]I jus[A]t lost my job to a God damn robot
[F#m](Good [A]times!)
Then my [D]dog got in the freeze box,
he ate everything I [G]got [D]But I've got[G] my mul[D]e
He's a very, [G]very nice [D]mule
He walks with me home [G]from
[D]school
Cause he's a very,
[G]very nice [D]mule
When he was a baby [G]my mother fed him [D]gruel

[Verse 2]
But now he prefers to [G]dine on his own [D]stool
He always philosophizes with the [G]rab
bis [D]after shul
Cause he's a very,
[G]very pious [D]mule
When he sees a picture of a carrot he [G]has a tend[D]ency

[Verse 3]
to druel
On Halloween he tries to [G]scare me
by dressing up as a [D]ghoul
He once challenged someone
who stole my [G]hat [D]to a duel
Cause he's a very, [G]very [D]Old school mule

[Verse 4]
A needle- nosed [G]plier is
[D]his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer [G]basis
and the Rec. Center [D]pool
When I break down on the side of the road
[G]he shows up with [D]unleaded fuel
He's a devoted fan of [G]Ms. Paula [D]Abdul
And also approves of the [G]re cent makeover of former

[Verse 5]
[D]
folkie Jewel
(Coughing)
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just
[G]shook his head and said to himself 'what [D]a fool'
Cause he's a very, very [G]monogamous [D]mule

[Verse 6]
(Snoring) Porkchop! Wake
up, man, the session's not over!
[D]After several well- publicized arrests for public urination
he [G]now drinks exclusively [D]O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the
[G]Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't [D]cool
His favorite Elvis song is [G]'Don't be
[D]Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you