The Neden Game Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]"Let's meet contest
[F]ant number [G]one
[F]He's [C]a skitsofrantic, serial k[F]iller c[G]lown
Who [F]says, [C]"woman love his sex[F]y smi[G]le"
[F]Let's fin[C]d out if his charm
will work [F]on Shar[G]on
Sharon,
[F]what's you[C]r question?"

[Verse 2]
"Contestant number [F]one,
[G]I believe first impressions[C] last forever
So let's say you [G]were to come over
to my [F]parent's [C]house
And have dinner with me and my family
[G]Tell me [C]what you would do to make
That first impression really
stick[G]"[F][C]

[Verse 3]
Let's see, uh, [F]well,
I'd [G]have [C]to think about it
I might show up in a [G]tux, HA!, [F]but I doubt it
[C]I'd probably just show up na
[F]ked [G]like I [C]always do
And look your momma in the eye and [G]tell her,
[F]"FUCK [C]YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry,
[G]I s[C]mell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell
her, "Get [F]the food ready!"
[C]Your dad will probably start tri[F]p
[G]ping and [C]get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust
him [G]in his fucking [F]lips!
[C]It's dinner time,
we hearing [G]grace from your [C]mother
I pull a forty out and pour some
for your little [F]brother
[C]I'm steady staring at your sis[F]ter,
[G]I'll tel[C]l you this
You know for only 13, she
[G]got some [F]big [C]tits
After that, your [F]dad will [C]try to jump again
And only this time,
I'd put [G]the forty [F]to his chin
[C]After you mom does the[F] dishes
[G]and [C]the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her her till I nut [G]in
my [F]underwear

[Interlude 1]
[C]

[Verse 4]
"Now, let's me [C]contestant
number [G]two
[C]He's a psychopathic,
[G]de [C]ranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"

[Verse 5]
"I like a man who's [C]not [G]afraid
to show his true [C]emotions
A man who expresses him[G]self
in his own [F]special [C]way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let
[G]me know?"[F]

[Verse 6]
[C]First thing, I c[F]ould nev[G]er lov[C]e you
You sound like a richie-bitch,
yo, yo, [F]FUCK YOU!!!
[C]But if I did, I'd pro[F]bably
[C]show you that I care
By taking all these other
motherfuckers outta [F]here
[C]I'd go through your phone
[F]book [G]and wha[C]ck em all
And find contestant number one and break
[F]his fucking [C]jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked [F]at you,
[C]would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all [F]day
[C]I'd grab your titties and stretch
em [G]down past your [C]waist
Let em go, and watch em both
[G]spring up [F]in your face
[C]I'd sing love songs to [F]you[G],
the be[C]st I can
Get you naked, and hit it [G]like [F]a CAVEMAN!!!
[C]When we go to the[F] beach and
[C]walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say,
I'm [F]just [C]playing
As you spit it all [F]out, [G]I'd rub[C] your back
And grab your underwear and wedge
it [G]up your [F]ass crack!!

[Interlude 2]
[F][C]
[C]"Well it sounds like

[Verse 7]
[C]
contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with with sensitivity,
Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win
the rights to [F]your [C]neden"

[Verse 8]
"Okay, [C]if we were [G]at a dance [C]club,
and you both noticed me at the
Same [G]time. Tell [F]me,
[C]how would you each get my attention, and what would
Your pick up line be? Well,
whoever's [G]the smoothest win[F]s!"

[Verse 9]
[C]Okay, first I'd [F]slide up [C]to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe
[G]how fucking [F]fat you are
[C]I'd tell that I like the way[F] you
[G]make your tit[C]ties shake
And if you lost a little weight,
you'd look like [F]Rickie Lake!

[Verse 10]
[C]Fuck that, [F]you'd [G]be jocking me [C]quick
I'd order you a drink
[G]and stir it [F]with my dick
[C]And then to get your atten[F]tion
[G]in [C]the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick
[G]my nuts [F]in your face

[Verse 11]
[C]Yeah, freak with your nuts,
[G]yo, that'll [C]get her

[Verse 12]
Tell her that's she fat, yeah,
that'll [G]work [F]even better

[Verse 13]
[C]Look, fuck [F]you, [G]I got a strong [C]rap
Shit, you don't want
contestant number two
He's [F]mad-whack

[Verse 14]
[C]I I walk into a[F] bar a[G]nd ther[C]e he was
Standing up by a bucket,
[F]eww, trying to fuck it
[C]It was a big fucking smelly,
[G]ass [C]farm llama

[Verse 15]
[C]Damn dawg! how you gonna

[Outro 1]
diss your momma?!
[C]