The Old Saloon Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am](No I'm being serious)
[F]Yo, Its the Wild Wild [Em]West
You came [B]to the right place my [Em]man
Get Ready, here we go
[B](New Shit!)

[Verse 2]
[Am]Welcome my Friends
to the old saloon
[F]Everyone in town is hangin' out
[B]If you gotta [Em]drink, well you drink it down
[Am]Then we'll all go have [B]sex
with [Am]whores
(Brand New!)

[Verse 3]
I'm Old Bill I just rode [F]into town
On my horse?
[Em]You betcha [F]on my horse!
[B]That the thing in the [Em]Old
West Times
[Am]Everybody enjoys [B]a good [Bb]horse ride

[Verse 4]
If [Am]you cheat at cards
you'll get thrown out
[F]Right out the Saloon [Em]doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round
of whiskey
Guess [Am]what? All is forgiven!

[Verse 5]
Blibbity Jane and [F]your another guy
that's [Em]probably an Indian
This [B]whiskeys [Em]warm and smells like piss
[Am]Oh no my s[B]tache smells like pi[Am]ss!
So that's the story see if
you can do it
[F]The Old Wild West is [Em]no place for a lady
[B]I'm the [Em]bar tender
but I'm also the Mayor
[Am]So just put that Asian[B] Hook
[Bb]er (DJ wha') on my lap
I'm [Am]Tiny Tim and its almost Christmas
[F]Sure is dusty here.