The Pencils Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
Thyro [Am]and
Jimmy went down to the club [C]today
[Am]To get a show for the
Pencils, his band to
rock their way
Yet
Village
Pump
Joey, the promoter, had said
[C]No way[Am], eh?
And after a souffle, he finally said,
OK
It's built from
Joey
Thyroid
Jimmy finally hit the [Dm]stage[Am]
Plucked in his [Dm]guitar [Am]and
music filled [C]his [Am]brain
He tried to do a dance,
but his legs were [Dm]lame[Am]
[Dm]It's [Am]thyroid
Jimmy
[Dm]The [Am]crowd was restless,
burping, coughing
and farts
They didn't like the pencils, they told him
[Dm]to f[Am]uck right off
[Dm]Drummer[Am]
Billy didn't seem to care
Larry
Garbuncle masturbated in the drown
He hated the pencils and so
he jacked [Dm]on[Am]
His drummer
Billy
It's
Larry
Garbuncle
Squirrel suit blues was the
next song on the list
And
Bilge
Pump
Joey, the promoter, was really pissed
The crowd threw tomatoes,
but it's the only band they got
Byro
Jerry didn't care and put
on his purple ascot
They hate the
Pencils
They hate the
[Dm]Pen [Am]cils
Matchbook
Kenny decided to set [Em]the p[Am]lace alight
He didn't like the pencils and
wasn't having fun that night.
With the fire raging, the
Fire
Tots could not wait.
These were merely children with
a license from the state.
It's
Rancho
Kenny [Dm]an d[Am] the
Fire
Tots.
They're only children,
yet [Dm]firemen.[Am][Dm][Am]
[Dm]Thyro
[Am]Jimmy,
[Dm]Beatles[Am][Dm][Am]
Pump
[Dm]Joey,[Am]
Drummer
Billy,
Larry
Carbuncle,
The
Pencils
[Am]