The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]The[Bm] pi[Em][Asus4]
[D]ano has been drink[Bm]ing,
My [Em]necktie [Asus4]is asleep
And the [D]combo went back to [Bm]New York,
[B]
[Em]The jukebox has to [Asus4]take a leak
And the [D]carpet needs a hair[Bm]cut,
And [Em]the spotlight looks
like [Asus4]a prison break
And the [D]telephone's out
of ci[Bm]garettes,
And the [Em]balcony is [Asus4]on the make
And the [D]piano has been drink[Bm]ing,
The [Em]pi ano has been dr[Asus4]inking

[Verse 2]
And the [D]menus are all [Bm]freez[B]ing,
And the [Em]light man's blind
[Asus4]in one eye
And [D]he can't see out of the [Bm]other[B]
And the pian[Em]o-tuner's
got a [Asus4]hearing aid,
And he [D]showed up with his [Bm]mother
And the [Em]pi ano has
been drink[Asus4]ing,
The [D]pi ano has been drink[Bm]ing[B]
As the [Em]bouncer [Asus4]is
a Sumo wrestler
[D]Cream puff casper [Bm]milk toast
And the [Em]owner is a [Asus4]mental
mid[A]get
[Asus4]With the I.Q. [D]of a fence pos[Bm]t[B]
'Cause the [Em]piano has
been drink[Asus4]ing,
The [D]pi ano has been drink[Bm]ing

[Verse 3]
And you [Em]can't find [Asus4]your
[A]waitress
[Asus4]With a Ge[D]iger counter[Bm]
And she [Em]hates you and
[Asus4]your friends and you
[D]Just can't get served
[Bm]without her
[Em]And the box office [Asus4]is drooling,
And the [D]bar stools are on [Bm]fire
And [Em]the newspapers were [Asus4]fool ing,
And the [D]ash-trays have have retired
[Bm]'Cause the p[Em]iano has
been drink[Asus4]ing,
The pi[D]ano has been [B]drinking
The [Em]piano has been [Asus4]drinking,[A]
[Asus4]Not me, n[D]ot me, n[B]ot me,[Em]
not [Asus4]me, not me[D]