The Playboy Channel Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Supposing you'[E]re watching the Playboy
[Em]Chan[E]nel....
[Em]("Ooooh yes! [E]Oh.[Em]...")
And it's just [C]about [Em]time [C]for them to
have an or[Em]gasm....
("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think
I'm gonna ex[C]plode! Oh! Oh!....")
[Em]When all [E]of a sudden....[Em]
Wham.
The horrible noise comes in,
and completely des[E]troys [Em]your [E]orgasm on
The Playboy [Em]Channel.
[E][Em]
("Oh yes!")
There it goes [E]again. (YEAH!) That awful interfer[Em]ence,
wrecking [C]your orgasm
On [Em]the P[Bb]layb[Em]oy Channel. (YEAH!)
You've called [C]the cable TV com
[G]pany [Em]six t[Bm]imes.[F#m][Bm]
[Em]("oh oh [Bm]oh o[Em]h oh o
H....")
Each time the technician comes out,
[G]he can't fix the [Em]problem.[Bm]
[Em]He i[Bm]s fired.[E][Em][E]
[Em]("flush.")
[E]Wham! (YEAH!)
That sound is more [C]im
[E]portant [C]than [Em]you a[E]re.
That sound is more (YEAH!) important
[C]than your entire [E]life.
And it will stop you from having an
orgasm....on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)