The Reaper Rap Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]I'm Bill S. Preston,
Esq.! And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
And we are Wyld Stallyns!
I am DeNomolos. Now
... what is your mission?
First we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Yeah, then we take
over their lives
He's totally a robot!
So are you, dude!
Whoa, we're total metalheads!
Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!
Death to Bill [G]and Ted!
Get [E]down with your bad self!
You fools! Are we ready?
Get down with your bad self!
You fools!
Yeah, totally!
Get down with your bad self!
You fools! Are we ready?
I've got a full on robot [Am]chubby

[Interlude 1]
[Am]

[Verse 2]
[Am]How's it goin', Bill and Ted?
Ted... it's us again!
Whoa!
You're metal, dude!
I know! Check it out! We're totally
gonna kill you now!
Whoa.
Ha ha ha!
Dudes, even though you're doing this,
we... we.
We love you!
Fags!
You dick, Bill!
I know! Let's waste 'em
Ah!
Get [E]down with your bad self!
Bogus
Stellar, Evil Ted!
No way!
Get down with your bad self!
Bogus
Yeah!
Get down with your bad self!
Bogus
Stellar, Evil Ted!
No way!
I totally loogied on that good,
dead [F#m]me!

[Interlude 2]
[F#][F#m][D][F#m][B][Am]
[F#m][A][F#m][Am]

[Verse 3]
Bill, what happened?
Ted, we're dead, dude!
[G#]Whoa![Am]
Who are you?
Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude!
Oh. How's it hangin',
Death? We've got to get back to the babes!
Ted, we can't, we're dead,
dude!
We've got to stop those
evil us's! We've gotta try!
But how?
[E]Melvin!

[Interlude 3]
They melvined me!
[Am]

[Verse 4]
[Am]Dude, I totally broke a rock!
Excellent!
I kinda like this
Who's that?
Ted, who do you think it is?
How's it goin',
Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!
We totally broke some
Okay, can we go now?
Whoa!
Thanks dude! You know,
you've got a bad rap
[E]Gentlemen! [F]Welcome to Hell!
Dude
What?
I think we're in our own
personal [F#m]hell!
[F#dim]You stole Deaco[F#m]n's
Easter [Am]basket!
No way!
[G]How about a kiss?
Bogus!
You [G#]ugly red source of all evil!
[Am]All I want is one! Right on the lips!
Get back here!
[Bb]Ah! Whoa![Bbm][Bm]
That was [E]non- non- non-
non hein[Am]ous!

[Verse 5]
[Am]
You suck, dude!
Do something else, dude!
Yeah!
Not bad, dude!
Excel[E]lent!

[Interlude 4]
[F#][E][F#][E][F#][E]
[F#][F#m]
[F#][F#m][F#][F#m][F#]
[F#m][E][F#m]

[Verse 6]
Get [E]down with your bad self!
Whoa, donuts!
I totally possessed my dad!
Get down with your bad self!
Excellent!
I totally believe you, dude!
Get down with your bad self!
Whoa, donuts!
I totally possessed [Am]my dad!
You totally killed [E]us,
you evil metal dickweed!
That's right, lesser developed
human prototype us's!
Let's get 'em, Ted!
Ah, [E]yeah, no!
Get [D]'em Granny!
[Am]We've got to face them
[G]Now [D]get goi[F]ng![E]

[Verse 7]
[E]Kiss you[B]r fears, dud[D]es!
Or offer [A]'em a honeybun or something.
[Am]And they'll get [C]smaller and maybe
they'll even [G]go away!
[Bb]Yeah, they're not that bad, dude[F].
So don't get pro[G#]grammed
by anybody [F#]but your[E]self!
Let's rock!
And most important,
Do not do your homework without
wearing headphones!
Catch you later, Bill and Ted!