The Seal Hunter Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Carl[F][Am][F][E]
[Am]gonna
walk until he [F]found Alaska
or a [Am]knife to carve a snare
into a bathroom [E]wall
[F]When a [Am]wheelie found his note
that [F]would lead him to her legs
that were ly[Am]ing in h[F]er b[Am]ed
[F]Still call[E]ing out for Carl,
[Am]oh, where is my love g[F]one?
[E]I'll love Willie, will he love me?
[C]The penis is only really happy
when erected inside the vaginal
propository
[Em]Erected in the emptiness of space
out[E]side the vagina
[Em]The penis [C]is emaciated,
it's like a booboo,
it is a natural state
[B]It [Em]is naturally regarded b[E]y society as
obscene and often threatening
[Am]Carl found Alaska
on its [E]heels for seven months,
found it amoral
re[Eb]turned to seek his [E]home.
[Am]Little did he find when he arrived,
[F]the doo[E]r was open,
everything [Am]was out on the [F]lawn.[E]
Oh, [Am]where is [G#m]my lov[E]e gone?
She loves Willie,
will she love [C]me?[Em][E]
The [Am]world [E]found [F]Alaska,
[E]hunted seals for seven months,
found it amoral,
[Eb]returned to seek his home.[E][Eb][E]
We are [F]all sexu[E]ally [F]loaded.[E][F]
[E]Ready to go [Am]off emotionally
as [F]soon as each cause is a
[E]possibility.[Am]
[E]Sexual emotion [F]is there inside
your [C]heart.[D][Am][F][Em]
[Am]It is waiting to t[E]ake a man over,
to interrupt [G]his grammatical ejacu[F]lation,
[Am]
or seek his [F]selfishness
for the first [Am]opportunity.
Especially if he is a man
who studies
porno[F]graphic magazines and videos,
[Am]or suggested pictures.
[E]It is waiting to take over
every woman
with a bad sexual experience,
for every broken love affair
is still inside her.