The Smelly Cat Song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][G][Em][Am][G]
[C][Dm][G][Am]
[G][C][B][Em]
[Am][C][Dm]
[G][Dm][G][C]
[Verse 1:] I had me a [G]shorty

[Verse 1]
[Em]
that I liked,
[Am]face real [G]cute, body [C]real [Dm]tight*
Fat, fat ass, breasts so nice,
[G]waistline small, just my type
[C]We hung out like may[G]be once or twi[Em]ce
[Am]My man hooked me up and he
[G]said she was [C]right
[Dm]"She don't really get
down on the 1st night
[G]But she loves how you rap so hom
[Am]ie anything can [G]happen"
Tucked [C]my chain in quick,
so [G]she don't think I'm a [Em]trick
We [Am]was Facebook friends,
every[G]day she [C]talkin' slick
So [Dm]when she was in my ear,
I'm feeling on her hips
Said [G]she wanna take me home
just [Am]to chill a little [G]bit
So [C]I went there, b[G]out 1[Em]0 minutes later,
shorty [Am]went there
She said "Sha [C]make me famous"
[Dm]I was in the chair,
she knelt down like a propos[G]al
Next thing I know,
[Am]she had me exp[G]osed
[C]Taking off her clothes,
[G]damn n[B]ear nake[Em]d
[Am]She went down hard,
said she [G]liked how I [C]tasted[G]
[Dm]Soon as she was finished,
she tried to jump in my face
But she [G]tried to sit on it,
I said [Am]shorty just [G]wait[C]
[Em][Chorus] How

[Verse 2]
do you tell, a [Am]pretty young lady that
[G]her coochie [C]smell[Dm]s?
Haaaay
Maybe you play this [F]joint,
[G]and maybe she'll get the point
[Verse 2] I [C]said I

[Verse 3]
gotta pee, [G]I really had to [Em]flee
[Am]I caught a big whif and I [G]almost couldn't [C]see
It [Dm]smelled like something from
the bottom of the sea
With per[G]fume sprayed on it
and sprinkled with cheddar cheese
[C]If she took a shower,
how could she miss [Em]that?
[Am]And if she did wash it,
well the [G]smell [C]came back
[Dm]I touched it with my hand to make
sure it was the cat
[G]I smelled my finger and I [Am]fell on my back
[G]Thi[C]s don't match,[G] she's so fine[Em]
[Am]Maybe she just finished her
[G]cycle and that's [C]why
[Dm]Maybe it's yeast, maybe it's me[G]
Maybe it's not that [Am]bad, let [G]me see
I [C]sniffed one more time and just
[G]put my [Em]clothes on
[Am]I said I'm really sorry, I feel [C]so wrong but
My [Dm]girl keeps calling,
I mean, I got studio
[G]I mean I got a meeting,
[Am]I mean, I can[G]'t do it yo
[C]She smelled putrid,
[B]sorta like the [Em]juice
From the truck[Am]s with the garbage
I was [G]feeling [C]so stupid
[Dm]'Cause I couldn't say it,
damn I couldn't tell her
And some[G]times in the back of my [Am]mind [G]I still[C]
[Em]smel[Am]l[G][C]
[Dm]her [G]damn[F]![G]

[Verse 4]
[Am][Chorus]
[Verse 3]
[G]I don't k[C]now if it's your panties,
[G]you need to wear [Em]cottons
[Am]But something's goin' on got
your box smelling [C]rotten
[Dm]Maybe you ain't wiping too good,
you gotta watch it
[G]Smells like you hiding a ro[Am]dent
inside your [G]crotch
[C]It could be your jeans,
may[G]be they [Em]too tight
[Am]Might be something you eat
[G]ing that ain't [C]right
[Dm]Fast food, hormones,
enzymes, something
[G]You gotta be careful with what
[Am]you put in your stomach
[C]Might be the rubbers or the
[G]dudes [Em]that you touching
[Am]But when I inhale it,
my [G]man [C]can't function
[Dm]Shit kinda sour,
it's like you got the [G]power
To smell up a whole room it's bey
[Am]ond baby p[C]owder
Febreze won't help,
[G]for me [Em]to continue
[Am]I'd have to throw a fuckin Glade
[G]plug- [C]in in [Dm]you
And then you want somebody
eat your sht too
[G]I'd rather eat cow ass,
[Am]babygirl I'll pass!

[Outro 1]
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[Dm][G]
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