The ugly truth Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[E]I k[D]now[Bm] you[D] hope to go to t[Bm]he
big you- know- [D]where[Bm]
And you're here [D]to try to earn
your ticket [Bm]there
Better listen now [E]or you [D]haven't
[Bm]got [D]a pray[Bm]er[F#m]
Let me break it down, ooh

[Verse 2]
If [Bm]you want someone to love [D]ya
[E]Babe, you gotta [D]look like me (Like me)
Gotta be flaw[Bm]less, [F#m]pure perfect[D]ion,
[E]not [D]for shelf [E](Not a [A]shelf)
[Bm]And my first im[E]pression [D]of ya,
as [E]far as [D]I can see (Can see)
Is [Bm]you simply [D]can't compete with my
sweet self (Your sweet self)
Is your [Bm]hair as [D]thick as
mine? (No)
[Bm]Are your arms as [D]bumped as
mine? (No)
[E]Are the moves you got as [D]drop-
dead hot [E]as this?
(No, no, they ain't)
Is your pro[Bm]file half this [D]fine? (No)
If [Bm]not, let me [E]hit you with the [D]bottom [E]line
[G]Got to measure up or you won't
[F#m]get eternal bl[Bm]iss (Ooh)

[Verse 3]
So let me be [D]honest (Honest)
I got to be [E]honest (Honest)
I'm gonna be honest [F#m](Ah yeah)
Whether you like it or not

[Verse 4]
[Bm]You're much [D]too short (Too short)
You're [E]way too [D]thin (Too thin)
[F#m]Is that a[Bm] blem[D]ish on your
[E]double [F#m]chin? (Oh man)
Don't [Bm]ever walk [D]a runway (No)
Or [E]man a kissing [F#m]booth (Mwah)
You're [D]U- G- [F#m]L- Y (Ugly)
And [D]that's the [Bm]ugly truth
You [D]ugly,

[Verse 5]
[E]ah ah, you ugl[D]y[F#m][Bm]
You [D]ugly, [E]ah ah, you [D]ugly
Now [F#m]per

[Verse 6]
[Bm]haps I've just up[D]set ya
[Bm]But people, let's [D]get real (Get real)
[Bm]It's the most exclusive club that
[E]you want [D]in [F#m](Want in)
[A]The[Bm]re's a price to pay, you bet ya[D]
[E]Hey, you gotta look [D]ideal (Ideal)
Or you'll [Bm]end up in the [D]old
recycling bin (Recycling bin)
[E]Is [D]you[Bm]r smile as wid[D]e
as this? (No)
Are your glutes as tight as this?
(No)
[E]Then they'll trash it and they'll
[D]Mash it into [E]glue (Ooh,
poor poor you)
It's a flaw[Bm]less? [E]is thi[D]s
[E]Just one tiny [D]detail, it's a big ol' mess
[G]Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayon[F#m]ara,
too- [Bm]da- loo (Ooh)

[Verse 7]
But hey, I can help [D]ya
(Oh yeah)
Well, possibly help [Em]ya (Oh yeah)
Well, hopefully help [E]ya (Oh yeah)
But [F#m]most of you, probably not

[Verse 8]
Your [Bm]head's too [D]small (Too small)
Your [E]neck's too long (Too long)
[D]You[Bm]r nose sta[D]rts right but then
ends [E]up all wrong (So wrong)
[D]Mm,[Bm] that tiny frec[D]kle (Ugh)
[E]Ooh, that crooked tooth
[D]You're U- G- L- Y ([F#m]Ugly)[D]
And [Bm]that's the ugly truth
U- G- [D]L- Y,

[Verse 9]
[E]face like that, why [D]even try?
[Bm]U- G[D]- L- Y[E],? like triple?
[Bm]U- G[D]- L- Y, so[E]rry if that makes you cry
[D]You're ugl[Bm]y, so ugl[D]y, so
[Am]Wait![D][G]

[Verse 10]
Look at you, look at [F#]you, [Bbaug]look at you
[Bm]I ain't seen nothing like yo[E]u before
I mean, [G]words fail me,
I mean [Bbaug]I'm tongue- tied
[C]I mean I'm speechless, baby
What's a thing like you doing
in a place like this?
I gotta tell ya, girl,
[F#]you're [D]pre[F#m]tty (Pretty ugly)
And that's [Bm]the ugly

[Verse 11]
truth
U- G- [D]L- Y, heard your looks?
[E]Yeah, [D]so sorry [F#m]'bout the [Bm]truth
U- G- [D]L- Y,
cross [E]my heart and hope to die
Woo, 'cause [D]that's the
ugly [Bm]truth[D]
U- G- L- [E]Y, love to kiss
my lunch goodbye
[F#m]Yeah, you're [D]U- [Bm]G- L[D]- Y[F#m]
And that's [E]the ugly truth
[Bm]