There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][G][Am][G][D]
[C][Bm][Am][G][D][Am]
[D]

[Verse 1]
[G]Noel Coward was a [D]charmer
[C]As a writer,
[D]he was[Bm] bra[G]mer[Am][D][G]
Velvet jackets and py[D]jamas
The [C]gay, di[D]vorce and other [G]dramas

[Verse 2]
There [A]ain't half been some [Bm]clever
bastard[D]s
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There [A]ain't half been some
clever bastard[D]s[A][G][D]

[Verse 3]
[G]Van Gogh did some eyeball [D]pleasers
He [C]must have [D]been a pencil [Bm]squeezer
[Em]He d[Am]idn't[D] do th[G]e Mona Lisa[D]
[C]That was [D]an Italian [G]geezer

[Verse 4]
There [A]ain't half been some clever
[D]bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky
bleeders)
[A]There ain't half been some
clever bas[D]tards[G][D]

[Verse 5]
[G]Einstein can't be classed
as [D]witless[C]
He claimed [D]atoms were the [G]littlest[A][D]
[G]When you did a bit [D]of splitlingness
[C]Frightened eve[D]rybody shi[G]tless There
[A]ain't half been some clever [D]bastards
[C]Probably got [Bm]help from their [Am]mum
who had [G]help from her [D]mum
There [A]ain't half been some
clever bastard[D]s
[C]Now that we've [Bm]had some, let's h[Am]ope that there's l[G]ots more
to [D]come

[Interlude 1]
[D][Am][D][G][D][C][D]
[G][Am][D][G][D][C][D]
[G]

[Verse 6]
[A]There ain't half been some clever
bastards
[D](Lucky bleeders, lucky
bleeder[A]s)
There ain't half been some,
clever bastard[D]s
[G][D][G]

[Verse 7]
[D]
Okie dokie
[C]Oh, Segovi[D]a[Bm][Em][Am][D][G]
La- la- la- la, [D]ta- da- da- di
[C]Ti- tum- di- dum- [D]ti- tum,
di- didle- da- [G]di

[Verse 8]
[A]There ain't half been some clever bastards
[D](Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There [A]ain't half been some clever,
[D]bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
[A]There ain't half been some clever
bastards
[D](Lucky bleeders, lucky
bleeder[A]s)
[D]There ain't [A]half been some
[D]clever[A][G]
[D]Bastards[G]