Thick Thighs Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I've heard
I've been hearing 'bout 'dad
bods' a little too long
So [C]what about my muffin top [G]is wrong?
[C]Suckin in really sucks
[G]If I had a million bucks
I'd [D]hire Jillian Michaels
And I'd prob[G]ably still give up
I can't [C]be the only one who likes
[G]Ex tra fries over exercise
And [D]never eat the produce that I buy
[G]So why even try
You [C]can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've [G]been eatin' carbs since '95
And [D]I heard thick thighs save l[G]ives

[Verse 2]
God [G]bless the Kardashians for bringing
curves back
And all the [C]sexy one- pieces
hangin' on [G]the racks
If [C]you can't handle these love handles
you can [G]find me at McDonald's
[D]And trust me
They'll be lovin' [G]it

[Verse 3]
I can't [C]be the only one who likes
[G]ex tra fries over exercise
And [D]never eat the produce that I buy
[G]So why even try
You [C]can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been [G]eatin' carbs since '95
And I [D]heard thick thighs
save [G]lives
[C][G][C]

[Verse 4]
[G]
Now [Em]I can't tell you [D]what is gluten- [C]free
But I can [Em]tell you
You won't [D]catch me [C]countin' calories
[Cm]Or m[Em]acros[D], or net carbs
[C]Or hell, [D]MSG
I can't [C]be the only one who likes
[G]ex tra fries over exercise
And [D]never eat the produce that I buy
So [G]why even try
You [C]can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been [G]eatin' carbs since '95
And I [D]heard thick thighs save [G]lives
And [D]I heard thick thighs save l[G]ives
So [C]love [D]thyself