Too Fat Polka Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Oh [A]I d[D]on'[A]t w[D]ant he[A]r
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[Ebdim]She's too[A] fat for me
[D]She's too fat for me
Oh [A]I don't want her
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[G]She's too fat
[A]She's too fat
[D]She's too fat for me

[Verse 2]
[D]I get d[G]izzy, I g[D]et numbo
When I'm [Em]dancing
[A]With my jum[D], jum jumbo[Fdim]
[A]I don't want her You can

[Verse 3]
[A]
have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[Ebdim]She's too[A] fat for me
[D]She's too fat for me
Oh [A]I don't want her
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[G]She's too fat
[A]She's too fat
[D]She's too fat for me

[Interlude 1]
[D][A][D]
[Ebdim][A][D][A]
[D][G][A][D][A]
[D]She's

[Verse 4]
a [G]twosome,
She's [D]a foursome
[Ebdim]If she'd lose s[Em]ome
[A]I would lik[D]e her more som[Fdim]e
[A]I don't want her You can

[Verse 5]
[A]
have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[Ebdim]She's too[A] fat for me
[D]She's too fat for me
Oh [A]I don't want her
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[G]She's too fat
[A]She's too fat
[D]She's too [A]fat [D]for me
[G][Em][G][Em][G]

[Verse 6]
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, [D]no
[Am]Can she dance a quadrill?
No, [D]no, no, [Abdim]no, no[D]
[G]Does she fit in my [Em]coupe?
[E]By herself she's a [Am]brute
Could she possibly
[G]Sit upon [E]my knee?
[A]No, [D]no, [G]no

[Verse 7]
[Abdim]Oh I don'[A]t want her
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[Ebdim]She's too fat f[A]or me
[D]She's too fat for me
Oh [A]I don't want her
You can have her
[D]She's too fat for me
[G]She's too fat
[A]Much too Fat
[D]She's too [A]fat for [D]me
[G]She's too fat
[A]Much too fat
[D]She's too [A]fat for [D]me