Tool Timer Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][D][G]
[D][G][D][G]
[D]

[Verse 1]
[G]He works 9 t[D]o 5,
[G]5 to 9
[D]99 [G].9 % of the time
[Dm]A motorhead with a bed
[G]in the back of his shop
[D]He's got his eyes on the [G]clock
until that snap -on truck [D]comes
He shops like a [G]chick,
he buys it all on credit
[D]Maxed out, yeah, but he [G]don't regret it
Cause he's in [D]high demand, a [G]man's man
A modern [Dm]-day [D]rent -slinger
with a [G]celly in his hand
He's [D]a two -[Em]timer, a sole provider
Sweat[G]in' for a dollar in his [A]old blue collar
He don't [D]use a book, got [Em]it all in his head
If wor[G]st comes to worst,
man, he'll [A]jump on the web
Yeah, [D]he's flexible, takes [Em]IOUs
Portrait[G]s work for work,
tell him [A]what it is that you do
He's got [Bm]every tool in the
[E]whole [Em]wide [G]world
All he [A]needs is a [D]girl[G][D][G]
He's got about [D]ten different [G]916s
[D]Openin' box and everything
[G]in between
[D]Penlight in his pocket,
[G]MacGyver meets Crockett
If it [D]takes a tool to do it right,
I [G]guarantee he's got it
Has a [D]toolbox [Dm]lined [D]in gold
[G]with a centerfold
[D]Fold -out tape to the side,
[G]so he's good to go
He's [D]standard in metric,
hy[G]draulic electric
[D]Daylight to dark,
shop doors [G]open and he's hectic
He's [D]a tool -timer, s[Em]ole provider
Sweat[G]in' for a dollar in his [A]old boot collar
He don't [D]use a book, got [Em]it all in his head
If wor[G]st comes to worst,
man, he'll [A]jump on the web
Yeah, [D]he's flexible,
takes [Em]eye on you
Portrait[G]s work for work,
tell him [A]what it is that you do
He's got [Bm]every tool in the
[E]whole [Em]wide [G]world
All he [A]needs is a
One of [Dm]those wine tank top tie,
[Em]chain draw, drop and misses
To [G]knock him off his feet
so sweet like [A]mama's
country kisses
Someone [D]pretty as a pearl
with [Em]bouncing blind curls
Someone [G]to rock his [A]world
And be a [D]tool timer,
[G]girl[Bm][A]
[D][G][Bm][A]
He's [D]a tool timer
[Em]Sole provider,
[G]sweatin' for a dollar in his [A]old blue collar
He don't [D]use a book,
got it [Em]all in his head
If worse [G]comes to worst,
he'll just [A]jump on the web
Yeah, [D]he's flexible, takes [Em]IOUs
On [G]trades, work for work,
tell him [A]what it is that you do
He's got [Bm]every tool
in the [Em]whole wide [G]world
All he [A]needs is a girl
[D]Wide tank, top tie, [Em]jean draw,
droppin' missus
Do [G]knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
like [A]momma's country kisses
One of those [D]wide tank, top tie,
[Em]jean draw, droppin' missus
Do [G]knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
like [A]momma's country kisses
One of those [D]wide tank, [Dm]top tie,
[Em]jean draw, droppin' missus
Do [G]knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
like [A]momma's country kisses
One of those [D]wide tank, top tie,
[Em]jean draw, droppin' missus
Do [G]knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet like [A]momma's[D]
Thank you.