Trash talkin' Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C]

[Verse 1]
Went [C]down to Albert's Alley
Pick up on me a Collins mix
Went to the bar an' ordered me a drink

[Verse 2]
Tried to relax myself
[C]Looked around and saw
two soul sisters
They were sippin' sodas
And the other look caught
their companions
On the dance floor
They were doin' the Collin's shuffle

[Verse 3]
Pretty [C]soon a cute little number
Came and asked me to
do the stomp polka
I told her I couldn't do the stomp polka
I could show her how to do the Sissy1

[Verse 4]
[C]We were on the dance floor
And I was doin' my thing
After a while out of nowhere
Up walks her boyfriend
While she's standin' there doin'

[Verse 5]
the shivers and shake
[C]
He gave me a look that was
very icy blue
And believe me, he made me thaw out!
I said to myself, "Albert,

[Interlude 1]
don't lose your cool"
[C][F][C]

[Verse 6]
By that time I'd gotten [C]hungry
'Cause I smelled someone
cookin' catfish
Oughta be something along,
with some greens
Told him definitely,

[Verse 7]
I didn't want no leftovers!
[C]
The cook took so long
about fixin' my grub
I had to go see what was
takin' him so long
He was back there jivin'

[Verse 8]
I had to tell him to get it together
[C]
He asked me, "Can't you wait?"
Made me mad, I said, "No man,
I ain't got time,
I've got to keep on [F]pushin',[C]
I got to make it down the soul [F]road,[C]

[Interlude 2]
Got to go, do some turnin' on"
[C]

[Verse 9]
Don't want person, give me no [C]dyin' food
So I'm leavin' town, goin' home
I've got homesick anyway
I'm leavin' this place before I freeze
Goin' home to defrost
Ain't gonna have me
lookin' like a snow cone

[Outro 1]
I don't know, he's gettin' rough!
[C][C][C]