uncool as me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
I'm [D]quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool
(Not cool)
But my bros all call me [A]Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you [D]perfectly)
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick,
not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and
[A]tequila
(What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the [G]dream)
Hey you, you dance like
those as[E]sholes I see
In old [D]Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're [A]as uncool as me
[G]Hey you, you dance like
those as[E]sholes I see
In old [D]Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're [A]as uncool as me
And I [G]dance![Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your step-
dad's [G]pool[Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool,
But your vampire fiction [D]rules
I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool
(Not cool)
And my friends think that I
like [A]men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging [D]you)

[Verse 2]
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool
(Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance
[A]fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the [G]car)
Hey you, you dance like
those as[E]sholes I see
In old [D]Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're [A]as uncool as me
[G]Hey you, you dance like
those as[E]sholes I see
In old [D]Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're [A]as uncool as me
And I [G]dance![Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool,
They like you for your step-
dad's [G]pool[Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool,
But your vampire fiction rules
[G]Dancin' with my[Bm]self, [B5]in th[Bm]e dark,[G]
on [Em]the ceil[E]ing
[G]Dancin' with my[Bm]self,
in the [G]dark, on [E]the ceiling
And I [G]dance![Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool,
They like you for your step-
dad's [G]pool.[Bm][A]
[E]They don't think you're all that cool,
But your vampire fiction rules
[D]Let's go to Civil War
reenactments
Throw some back and yell
"too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!