urine mate welcome to the club Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
people [G]places [Am]parties
Jay [G]you've already got me started
mate about the cunts in
the arm label coats looking at me like they
want to slit me fucking throat
anyway you ain't got a clue stop wearing
that in 92 making me on edge with your
wedge ear cuts don't call [Am]me gobby to you
it's [G]just a obby to use your fists
anyway I'm enjoying me son your life
[Am]ain't worth living you fuck[G]ing prick so
leave me alone and get on with it.
People places [Am]parties in a [G]bit.
Now just
because I look a bit [Am]dif ferent to you,
handle it and go back to your crew
because [G]without him you're shit.
One -on -one, cunt,
[Am]handle it.[E5][E][G][Am]
[E][Em][G][Am][E][G][Am]
[Em]I've seen[E]
[G]Roxy
Rock putting [Am]his pin out a[E]t 9
o 'clock this morning
[G]And all the people [Am]from
Mathley,
Power[E]Point and
Laff
Cos [G]he's pissed and he stink
[Am]s and you're [E]in
You're in [Em]mate, [G]welcome to the club
[Am]You get the [E]private answer from the
[G]Red
Eagle
[Am]I ain't succes[E]sful either, fuc[Em]k it[G]
Let's roll around [Am]in pig [Em]shit, hang [E]around
down
[Em]Cor [G]al
Watching [Am]the pips kick seven [E]barrels of shit
out the [G]women
[Am]What have I done [E]to you?
[G]Shut your mouth [Am]and stand
where I fucking [Em]tell you to
[G]Two white ones [Am]off the only book[Em]ies
in town where the [G]horses bark
And [Am]vomit the [E]stench of
El
Doc[G]tor
He dangles [Am]his victims f[E]rom
the legs of his
[G]Helicopter, fuck[Am]ing idiot.
[E]Do you thi[G]nk riding aro[Am]und on a
BMX
[Em]is gonna make me f[G]eel intimidated?[Am]
Smash [E]your face,
come [G]back into next week.
[Am]Along with[E] the three[Em] snakes
[G]around your
Babylon [Am]feet.[E]
You're [G]in, mate.
[Am]Welcome to [E]the club.
You're [G]in, mate.
[Am]Welcome to [E]the club.
You're [G]in, mate.
[Am]Welcome to [E]the club.
You [G]get the private dancer
[Am]from the red
[E]A -Rod, [G]blam![Am][E][G][Am]
[E]
[G]The only phone [Am]on the road is
[Em]chlamydia -ridden
Flem[G]stead
Where the [Am]fuck are self [Em]-pro
cessed peas as weed?
[G]It's cold when I l[Am]ook out my win[E]dow
Another [G]local pub [Am]burns down to the ground
[E]I fucking hat[G]ed them
Mo[Am]town nights any[E]way
It's
Gio[G]vanni meets
Lucy [Am]fucking
[E]Pindar, oh [G]nice![Am]
[E]I got a h[G]oopla,
[Am]an d I'm gonna fucki[E]ng swing i[Em]t at y[G]ou[Am]
[E]And let[G]'s aim bombs at [Am]the licen[E]see
[G]Let's aim bombs [Am]at the licensee
[E]Rig one[G] up to the toilet sea[Am]t,
I'll do a leth[E]al weapon on the traitor
[G]I'll get his arse,
[Am]Jim
Tat[E]or, yeah, [G]ta [Am]-da[E][G][Am]
[E][G][Am]
[E]You're in,[G] mate.
[Am]Welcome to [E]the club.
You're [G]in, mate.
[Am]Welcome to the c[E]lub.
You're [G]in,
Wel[Am]come to [E]the club,
you [G]get the private dancer [Am]from the
Reggie
[E]Club [G]now.

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