Valentine's Day Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][Esus4][Em][Esus4][Em]
[Esus4][Em]

[Verse 1]
When [Em]the postman
don't call [F#m]on Val[G]entine's day[A]
And [Em]Santa Claus don't [F#m]come
on [G]a Christmas [A]Day
That um[Em]brella won't
[F#m]work on a[G] rainy d[A]ay
Don't [Em]ask me, I [F#m]already [Em]know[A][Em]
When they find you [F#m]beached
on the [Em]barri[G]er [A]reef
And the [Em]only pleasure
[F#m]treasured is in [G]map relief
[A]The[Em] choice is you[F#m]rs,
sure, [G]saint or [A]thief
Don't [Em]ask me I a[F#m]lready k[G]now[Em]
[D][Em][D][Em][D][Em]
[D][Em]
[D]When[Em]
[A][Em]
they baked
your [F#m]cake in l[G]ittle s[A]lices,
[Em]Kept your [F#m]eye s on ri[G]sing pr[A]ices,
[Em]Wound up win[F#m]ning b[G]ooby p[A]rizes;
I'm [Em]sure you'd like [F#m]to think
you [G]know what [A]life is
Find [Em]destiny [F#m]through [G]magazines
[A][Em][F#m]
[G]Liplicking, unzipping
Harpers and [A]Queens
From [Em]here to [F#m]etern ity,
[G]Without in- [A]betweens,
Don't [Em]ask me, I [F#m]already [Em]know
With your heart on [F#m]parade
and your [G]heart on pa[A]role
I [Em]hope you find [F#m]a sucker
to [G]buy that mink [Am]stole
[A]Sch[Em]ool for scandal[F#m],
[G]Guess who's en[A]rolled?
So [Em]ask me, I a[F#m]lready k[G]now[A]
When they [Em]find you beached
[F#m]on the barrie[G]r reef
[Am]When [Em]the postman don't [F#m]call
on [Em]Valentine's [G]Day
[Am]When the only [Em]plea[F#m]sure
[G]treasured is in map relief
[Am]When you [Em]don't tell the [F#m]truth,
[G]that's the pri[A]ce you pay
When [Em]I'm shaking [F#m]a hand,
I'm [Em]clenching a fist
If you gave me [F#m]a pound for
the mo[Em]ments I missed
And I got dancing [F#m]lessons for [Em]all
the lips I shoulda kissed
I'd be [F#m]a millionaire
[Em]I'd be a Fred [F#m]Astaire
[Em]