vegematic Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
Fell asleep [Am]last night with the T- V on. [E]Oh,
what a dream I had.
[Am]I dreamed I answered every single one
of those [E]late night mail order ads.
And [Am]four to six weeks later,
much to my [E]sur[Am]prise,
The mailman came to my front door,
and I [E]couldn't believe my [Am]eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and
the Pocket [E]Fisherman [Am]too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And [E]Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A [Am]bamboo steamer,
and a Garden Weasel [E]too,[Am]
And a tie- dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from
[E]Six Flags Over [Am]Burbank.
[E][Am]

[Verse 2]
The doorbell rang all morning
and into the afternoon.
[E]I sho[Am]ok with fright as it rang all night
[Bb]to the light of [Am]the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
and UPS [E]in the hall,
C [Am]O D's to the ceiling,
[F]and I jus[Am]t cou[E]ldn't pay for it [Am]all.

[Verse 3]
I got the egg [Am]scrambler,
with a Seal- a- Meal [E]carrying [Am]case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
So I could [E]eat my eggs
off the President's face,
A [Am]Minute Mender,
and a needle that'll [E]knit or crochet[Am],
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin
[A]at [E]Six Flags Over [Am]Burbank.

[Verse 4]
[E](Same chords[Am][E][Am]
as 2nd verse:)

[Verse 5]
I remembered I was dreaming,
so I gave a mighty cheer[E].
When I [Am]awoke, it was [D]no [Dm]joke,
'cause [F]all [Am]that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
let me tell you what [E]to do:
[Am]Tear the telephone out of [Dm]the wall unless
you [F]want it to hap[E]pen [Am]to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and
the Pocket [E]Fisherman [Am]too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And [E]Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A [Am]bamboo steamer,
and a smokeless ash[E]tray [A]too
[Am]And

[Verse 6]
an all expenses paid weekend
[Dm]for three [D]at Six [E]Flags Over Burbank[A]