Wasted Rock Ranger Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[G]

[Verse 1]
Well [G]I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a [D]higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
An out-of-tune Les Paul'll get get [G]me by

[Verse 2]
[G]I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my [D]name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and co[G]caine

[Verse 3]
[G]I have bennies with the
breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in [D]between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my san[G]ity

[Verse 4]
From Kegger's Den [G]to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles
earn my [D]name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay [G]the same

[Verse 5]
[G]Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some fucked-up slob
slob
Wife and family, true secur[D]ity
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
[G](among other things)

[Verse 6]
Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it [D]till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his
[G]friends

[Interlude 1]
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[D][G][D]
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[Verse 7]
Hey! [G]You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it [D]till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And [D]we'll hang out with Jimi and his [G]friends
[D]Yee[G] haw!