What Have You Done For Me Lately? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Once you start [G]laying back
on your resume,
you know, the more you hear a country talk about their history,
the more likely they're not doing a
fucking thing anymore.
You gotta always progress
as a society,
as a people, as a species.
know, fucking Egypt,
they created the pyramids.
Fantastic.
What have you done since then?
Nothing?
You still ride camels
[Am]and you wipe your ass [F]with your hand.
Oh, [G]that's great.
Hey, did you see the Sphinx?
Yeah, but I'd like [F]some toilet [G]paper.
Come on, man.
Fucking the Greeks invented
democracy.
Anything after [D]that?
No.
[G]You go to their country now,
what do they fucking do?
They give you a tour of rubble
that was where they created democracy.
The Greeks invented butt fucking
and they still can't figure out a
way to shave their backs.
Come on. Let's move forward.