What's Funny Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][C][C][C]

[Verse 1]
My [C]show is a little bit silly
and [F]a little bit pretentious
[C]Like Shakespeare's willy
[G]or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on
[C][F][G]
It's [C]also a little bit gay
and [F]a little bit offensive
[C]Like Thanksgiving Day
[G]or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap
[C][F][G]

[Bridge 1]
So [F]put your cell phones to [G]vibrate[C][Am]
[F]And put your vib[G]rators to cel[C]l phone mode

[Verse 2]
[C]Welcome to the show
it goes a little bit like [F]this, joke, exactly
[C]Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like [G]this
With a rap a dist and [C]a
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss
[F]Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit
[G]I got a show that'll test ya kid
And then ask one question and the question is

[Chorus 1]
Whats [C]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?
Funny, fu-funny
[C]Funny
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?

[Verse 3]
Funny, oh yeah
[C]Humor is often [F]linked to shared [Am]experience[G]
Like a [C]guy gets up an says
"Have you noticed that [F]public restrooms have
[Am]really inefficient hand [G]dryers?"
Oh my [C]god, yes I [F]have, ha ha [Am]ha
Really good [G]point they should [C]fix that
It's [F]good to know that
[Am]somebody finally [G]gets me
Cause my [C]wife divorced me
which has [F]constantly forced me
to [Am]lose all sense of [G]self
So it's [C]nice to think about [F]hand dryers
and [Am]not that cheating [G]whore
Because [C]stand up comedy is
[F]actually pretty [Am]easy[G]
If your an [C]Asian comic just get up and [F]say
"My mothers got the [Am]weirdest fucking accent"
[G]Then just do [C]a Chinese acc[F]ent
Cause everybody [Am]laughs
at the [G]Chinese accent
Because they [C]privately thought
that your [F]people were laughable
And now [G]you've given them the chance

[Bridge 2]
to express that in public
[C]Oh [F]yea[G]h
If you're a [C]musical [F]comic
Just give 'em a [Am]little weird voice in[G]flection
Then [C]take a [F]Viagra
and slap 'em with a [G]rock hard misdirection

[Chorus 2]
What's [C]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?
Funny, fu-funny
Tourettes!
[C]Funny
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?
Funny, oh
When the audience says

[Verse 4]
When I was a [C]baby, maybe I [F]laughed
to people [Am]jiggling [G]keys
Now I'm [C]older and bolder and just get [F]mad
cause I notice that the [Am]keys are to a [G]hummer
Fuck my [C]life I don't fuck my [F]wife
So fuck my [Am]wife and fuck my [G]life
And my son is [C]gay, but not sitcom [F]gay
Daughters a [Am]whore like like another girl
who [G]used to be her mother
But the [C]marriage made her
miss [F]merry Americana
[Am]I wanna teen without scr[G]eaming prima-donna
But the [C]radical feminists [F]made my wife a [G]man

[Bridge 3]
Oh, and if I [C]die happy the [F]situation will be
[G]autoerotic asphyxiation
[C]I hate my lif[F]e and it hates me [G]back

[Verse 5]
And my friend is [C]black
But I don't [F]know what to call [Am]him
So [G]I just call h[C]im "What-up J[F]amaal"[G]
Even though his name is Steve
I [C]Hate my job I hate my life
[F]Hate my kids, I hate my wife
[Am]Jews would know I do it
[G]Judas beat me to it
[C]I'm slowly slipping [F]into a [G]solipsistic coma
And I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one
who's standards are low enough to fuck me

[Chorus 3]
What's [C]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?
Funny, fu-funny
It's a boy!
What's [C]funny
What's funny? What's funny? What's [F]funny?
What's funny? What's funny? What's [G]funny?
Funny, yeah
Hopefully [C]this[G][C]