When Big Joan Sets Up Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][Am][D][C][G][Am][C][D][C]
[D]
[Am][D]
[A]

[Verse 1]
Big [G]John [D]comes out,
[G]her arms [Am]are too [D]small,
[C]her hea[Am]d like a b[C]all.[Am][D]
[G]She [E]tied [Am]off her horse
and galloped [A]off into the moon
[Am]beams. [A]She pulled up her blouse
and com[Ab]pared her navel [Am]to the moon
[D]I dig m[Am]y life for a[G] while[Am][D][Am][C][Am][G]
[C#][G][D][Am]
[D][Dm][Am][Ab][Fm][Ab][G][Ebdim][G]
[D][Abdim][Bbm][G]
When the job sets [C]up,
[Am]her [D]hands are too [C]small
[G]She's [Am]too [D]fat to g[Am]o out in the day light
So [G]she rolls around [C]all night
[D]I'm [G]just [C]sort of thread [D]with [G]a good [C]body
[D]I'll set[A] up [Am]with you Big Jon[C]es[D]
[Am]I'm too fat to go out [D]in t[G]he daylight
[Am]I'll [G]stay up [E]all [Am]night
[A]I won[G]'t do it [Am]if won't talk
[D]about your [A]hand[Am]s being too small
You [A]knew [Am]something [A]was
[Am]happening
or you wouldn't have come out
like you [D]did.
She ain't built for [Am]going naked
so she can't wear no new clothes
or go [D]to the [C]beach.
[D]They laugh at her[G] body[Am]
[G]cause [D]her [C]hand[G]s are too small.
When Big John sets [Dm]up
[F]her [Am]hands [G]are too small.
[Dm]She's out [G]of reach[F].[Faug]
[A]Uh, [G]turquoise scarf a[D]nd silver
[G]rolled up over [Em]Mert Moncler.[D][G]
[D][F][D][Am][G]
[Bm][Am][C][Bm][D][G][D][G]
[Am][D][G][Am][G]
[Am]I'll [C]sit up with [D]you Big Jones,
[Am]I'm too [C]fat to g[D]o out in the day light.
[Am]I'll [C]stay [Em]up a[G]ll n[D]ight,[C]
[D]if you prom[Am]ise not to talk
about your [G]hand[D]s being too s[G]mall.[D]
[E]Hoi [D]hoi! [E]Is she [D]a boy?[A][E]
[G]Hoi [D]hoi! [C]Is [G]she[C] a boy?[G]
[C][G][C][D][C][G][D]
[Am]Hoi [A]hoi! da![D]
[A]Hoi[D]
[C]Oh, [D]big[Am] Joe.
Ha -ha.
Too [G]small.[Am]