Who stole my car? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Now a [D]joke is a joke and
funny games are chill
[Gm]But this[D] isn't funny y'all
this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor
and this is goin too far
I ain't laughin no more y'all
now who stole my [C]car[D]

[Verse 2]
[D]Now I don't know if you ever
had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feeling
when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map
or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the
spot your car used to be parked
[C]Now you kno[D]w you parked your car
there but yet you keep look[G]in
Cause your [D]mind didn't accept
yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and
tryin to get things clear
And it's always some idiot saying
(you're sure [C]you parked here)
To [D]call the police would be the
move that is smart
[F]But instead [D]you keep lookin where
you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons like maybe
tickets you owed
Something to justify
that - maybe it got towed
But not stolen n- never for[F]get it
But [D]then you ask yourself well
where the hell is it
If there was a prize you'd win
dummy of the year
Cause you're lookin somewhere
else when you know you parked it here
So through never- neverland
you find yourself [G]strollin
[D]Then when you finally
accept that it's stolen
You call the police and they come
and [G]say[D]
(That's the [C]437th car stolen today)
As [D]if that's somethin that he really
needed to [Gm]men tion
[D]Then they start askin you real
dumb questions
Like (well when's the last
time that you saw it)
You idiot, right before they [C]stole it
[D]Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you
[Gm]And some[D]body in your
car headed to kalamazoo
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and

[Interlude 1]
find who stole my car?
[D]

[Verse 3]
[D]I remember my first car, never forget it
A candy apple red I
ROC, windows deep tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
[G]Went from zer[D]o to 60 in like 5.5
Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough
[F]It had a car[D] phone for when I wanted
to reach out and touch
An alpine stereo the straight up [G]rock
[D]With 12" woofers you could
hear for blocks
The first day I got it I was
frontin real hard
I could hear people sayin
(damn, look at that car)
I was hyped and I wanted
my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where
they're usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody's standin outside
[F]And I [D]didn't really feel like parkin my ride
So I honked my horn and nobody was comin
I thougth what the heck,
I went inside and left it runnin
I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends, I said,
"You gotta check this out, y'all"
But when we came back out the car
wasn't there
(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did,
I swear!
My friends went inside,
I was mad they didn't be[G]lieve me
Now i'm [D]standin outside
the spot my car used to be
It's hard to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it: call the car

[Verse 4]
phone
[D]
(Fresh Prince's car?)
Yo thief, bring my car back now
[F]Before I [D]bust your (hold up
wait a minute pal)
(Seems like you forgot
who's got the keys)
I thought: he's right, "Well,
bring it back, please"
Hello Mr. Thief, don't hang up
[F]Aw [D]then luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had happened
someone stole my car
I said, "Come on Jeff,
let's get him, he can't be far"
We rode around for about
20 minutes
And we were just about to say forget it
When I spotted him, I said,
"Jeff, go get it!"
We pulled up behind him and man
dude jetted
He was drivin all wild and fast
[G]Like he [D]was gettin points
for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car
phone again and I said
Of course you realize when I catch
you you're [C]dead
[D]All through Philly was a
high speed [Gm]chase and
[D]Dude was playin around like
he thought we was racin
100 miles an hour and he
lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car said man you're [F]okay
[D]He said yeah so I punched
him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my [G]fault
They [D]saw me punch dude
and charged me with assault
If his neck was closer I probably
woulda grabbed it
He told the cops that I said he could have it
I calmed down and they got things straight
I saw half my car at 7th street the
other half at 8th
I wanted to just jump in the [G]ocean
My [D]car looked like it was a
Lego explosion
Why does life have to be so hard?
Don't laugh, nex[D]t time it could be your car

[Outro 1]
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