Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
[A]
[Em][A]
[D][Em][A]
[Em]
[C]The morn' [Em]that I was born my
old man [A]beat up the doctor
[D]He clo[Em]cked the doctor cause the
doctor said I [A]looked like Chewbacca
[D]The [Em]doctor said sir you're misled
sir which in[A]fers you mistook me
I [Em]did not

[Verse 2]
mean your lovely wife
was shackin' [A]up with [D]a w[Em]ookie
What I mean is Wolverine is
less [A]hairy than [D]your son
He's [Em]looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba
Booey and a Hong [A]Kong [D]Phooey all in one
To [Em]put it mild your new-born child's
child's completely [A]nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd [Em]I'd shove

[Verse 3]
him back into the oven
until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause my [A]fifteen-year-old cousin cousin
cousin has [D]less [Em]acne
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?

[Verse 4]
Ain't [A]brushed them teeth since 1983
[Em]But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause you've [A]got the grooming
habits of a chimpan[Em]zee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?

[Verse 5]
'Cause you're [A]white but got
a nose like Bill Cos[D]by
[Em]Why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Always [A]pickin' and rippin' apart
poor ol' [D]Jimmy Pop [Em]Ali
I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but
there's a lot more wrong with you

[Verse 6]
So back [A]me up Bill yea and you're [D]ugly [Em]too
So what if I brush my teeth with
a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a [A]fish net shirt by Chams with my
Sergio Valenti [Em]jeans
And my mirror never lies but it
always verifies

[Verse 7]
I got more [Em]cheese [D]and pepperoni than
a homemade pizza [Em]pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't
understand
Why I'm [A]scorned like I'm deformed
like the [D]Elephant [Em]Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom
but hey she asked me first

[Verse 8]
But at [A]least this time I [D]didn't find my
[Em]date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls
with Englebert Humperdink
And [A]that might be 'cause everybody
[D]calls me [Em]Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid
I'm not a total retard

[Verse 9]
It's cause [Em]I'm done in sixty [C]seconds
and you'll still want it [Em]en larged
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Cause ya [A]wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
[Em]But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?

[Verse 10]
'Cause you [A]run like a girl
and sit down to [Em]pee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause your [A]only school chum
was the [D]lunch [Em]lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?

[Verse 11]
You took your [A]mom to the
prom but got lucky
[Em]Like that [C#]episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's
lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's
brains then beats Ginger with coconuts

[Verse 12]
As Mr. [C#]Howell and Lovey burn
alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll [F#]kill again that Gilligan they
he should of let him [F#m]be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you
don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only [F#]pick on those that
can't do you no [F#m]harm
Like the drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm

[Verse 13]
The [F#]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#m]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#m]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#m]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The [F#]drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only
got one [Em]arm

[Verse 14]
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause my [A]fifteen-year-old
cousin cousin cousin has less [D]acne
But [Em]why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Ain't [A]brushed them teeth since 1983
[Em]But

[Verse 15]
why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause you've [A]got the grooming
habits of a chimpan[Em]zee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause you're [A]white but you got
a nose like Bill [Em]Cosby

[Verse 16]
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause ya [A]wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
[Em]But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause you [A]run like a girl and
sit down to [Em]pee

[Verse 17]
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause your [A]only school chum
was the [D]lunch [Em]lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy