Women Lose Weight Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm][Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes,
A Woman advisor

[Verse 2]
[Verse 1] [Dm]The name
of this entertainement is
[Am]'Women lose weight'
Our [Dm]first years of mariage
[Am]everything was just great
[Dm]But after two kids And a [Am]weight gain factor
The [Dm]fact is Now she's com
[Am]pletely unattractive
[Dm]Look fat chicks I don't
[Am]mean to sound rude
I tell her [Dm]nice hit the gym
And don't [Am]eat so much food
But [Dm]no Your shallow
You [Am]need to run the course [Dm]of
[Am]unconditionnal love and so forth
But [Dm]how if desire's is not t[Am]here That's
just [Dm]delayment
Divorce is, child support,
[Am]alimony payments
[Dm]My happiness I doubt[Am] discouraged
So [Dm]hurry for an easier way [Am]out
of this marriage
[Dm]Meanwhile my secretary
[Am]June well groomed
When [Dm]you gonna leave your wife I tell her
[Am]soon mommy soon, I as[Dm]sume
Or my [Am]des tiny is blue Inter[Dm]estingly The only
thing [Am]left for me to [Dm]do is to ki[F]ll her
[Chorus] What [G]a surpriser, Open your

[Verse 3]
[F]
eyes,
A Woman ad[G]visor
I'm gonna have to [Dm]kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to the morgue miss
[F]What a s[G]urpriser, Open your eyes[F],
A Woman ad[G]visor
I'm gonna have to [Dm]kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to the
morgue miss

[Verse 4]
[Verse 2] [Dm]My plans
against or shenanigans
[Am]Kinda ran thin
Knowin' [Dm]nothing about poisoning
[Am]And I can't swim
Bad [Dm]in tentions pumping
Might [Am]as well become numb
Cut her [Dm]lungs or the obvious
[Am]robbery gone [Dm]wrong
But the catch is do I have the
[Am]nerve to dispatch this
[Dm]Who can I get to help me
[Am]murder this fat chick
[Dm]I guess I'll have to
[Am]play a dude robbin
On [Dm]Wednesday The day she usually
[Am]goes food shopping
[Dm]Anyway long story [Am]short hit the
[G]side of her Chrysler
[Dm]And sent her clean [G]over the divider
"You [Dm]bastard" she [Am]said
As the [G]wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought "she [C]has to be dead"
Later [Dm]on get a call (f[Am]rom a) Lieutenant
O'Rourke
[Dm](had me) leapin like a frog We
[Am]need you at [Dm]the morgue
So [Am]I selfishly pursue
"boo[Dm]hoo" there was nothing else for me
to [Am]do I had to k[F]ill her
[Chorus] What [G]a surpriser, Open your

[Verse 5]
[F]
eyes,
A Woman advisor
C'[G]mon ya'll know
I had to [Dm]kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to the
morgue mis[F]s Kill her
What [G]a surpriser Open your e[F]yes,
A Woman ad[G]visor
I had to [Dm]kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to the

[Verse 6]
morgue miss
[Am][Verse 3]
So you mean to [F]tell me of[C]ficer you don't have
no clue who [F]did this hit and run
No [C]sir we don't have no clues right now
This is ter[Dm]rible what am I gonna tell
the kid[Am]s?
Pull yourself togeth[Dm]er sir
[Am]I'm so broken up in si[F]de
I just can't believe [G]this
[F]I understand, [C]I understand
Catch the per[Dm]son who did this
[Am]We're gonna try sir Plea[Dm]se[Am]
[G]Screamin [Dm]"who done took my
heart" acting [Am]shakin up a lot
At the [Dm]funeral though everyone was
[Am]lookin at me odd like [Dm]I did it
Like I was the [Am]reason my mates
slain murmuring
[F]"I heard he was displeased with
[Dm]her weight gain"
While my secretary [Am]sort of a sexy
blonde [Dm]can't cook
All she does [Am]is order from restaurants
[Dm]All of the sex you want I
[Am]doubt could address,
Clothes [Dm]not washed proper and
house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that
was [Am]waitin out[G]side
How I [Dm]took a long lunch break
[G]day the wife died
I darn [Dm]near turned pale
And be[Am]cause of betray[G]al they indicted
me, and [Dm]gave me an [Am]im possible b[Dm]ail
Good fortune to anyone [Am]ad
miring the [Dm]rawtent
Moral of the story is
[Am]Desire is important
[Dm]So watch your weight It'll k[Am]eep you mate
smitten it's a given
Though looking back I [F]realised I
didn't have to kill her
[Chorus] What [G]a surpriser Open your

[Verse 7]
[F]
eyes,
A Woman ad[G]visor
I didn't have to [Dm]kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to
the morgue mis[F]s
I killed her
What [G]a surpriser Open your e[F]yes,
A Woman ad[G]visor
I didn't have [Dm]to kill her
Of course there's [Am]laws which
enforces di[Dm]vorces
Send that ass [Am]right to the
morgue mis[F]s
Well there you have [G]it

[Verse 8]
[F]Keep thin trim Keep
[G]your mariage healthy Do you know [Dm]what I mean?
[Am]Small message [Dm]from Morcheeba and
[Am]Slick Rick [F]the ruler[G][F]
[G]
[Dm]Peace[Am]

[Outro 1]
[Dm][Am][F][C]
[F][C][Dm]
[Am]
[F][C][F][C]
[Dm][Am]
[F][C][F][C]