Would You? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm]
Hey [D]Lee,

[Verse 1]
what's happening?
Nothing to me,
what's going on with you?
Nothing but the rent, lights,
gas bill, car note,
you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah man, that's the drug,
that's life you know.
Yeah, you can't live with them,
you can't live without them.
Now ain't that right?
Just like a woman.
Hey Lee look what's
coming up the street
where I see what you're talking about
Hey, man, would you would
I does a monkey have a tail it's fire hot
Why most certainly would
Well, what I meant was
when I say would you
but would you go tell her
I want a phone number now?
Now, wait a cotton -picking minute.
Boy, you said you're good,
didn't you?
Yeah, but that's not exactly
what I had in mind.
Oh, man, forget it.
Look at here.
What do you think about the
race problem?
About the race?
Yeah, you know, race problem and stuff.
Now you're talking about a problem.
Let me tell you.
It was just day before yesterday,
I was out at the track,
and I had 5 on a horse called,
Catch Me If You Can.
And do you know that dirty,
no -good horse?
Oh, man, that's not the kind of problem
I was talking about?
Well, you said race problem.
Oh.
Well, that's my race problem. you.
Hey, Lee. Yeah.
Have you ever been to the Army?
Have I ever been to the Army?
Yeah.
Matter of fact, I was in the Navy.
Mm, the Navy.
Oh, man.
I was overseas and everything.
Let me tell you what happened.
One time, my company got lost.
And there I was, all alone, no company.
Now, wait a minute.
Did you say the company was lost
or you was lost?
The company got lost.
I didn't know where they were.
You see, I knew where I was.
Oh, okay, what happened?
Well, there I was, all alone,
and came face to face with
one of the enemies.
Yeah, and what happened then?
Well, all I got to say is that rascal could run.
Oh, could he run?
Could he run?
Looked like he was doing
about 50 miles an hour.
Yeah, and that must have
been something.
Was it?
He ran over tree stumps,
on the barbed wire,
cross fields, everywhere.
And then he finally started
slowing down.
Yeah, yeah.
Then he stopped,
you know, to catch his breath.
And what happened then?
What did you do then?
Well, what did I do then?
Well, I kept on running.
I wasn't gonna let him catch me.
Oh, man, well, I thought you were.
I don't care what you thought.

[Verse 2]
I was surviving.
[D]
Does anybody have any questions?
Right now, I'm open for questions.
Anybody got a question?
What do you think about the president?
What do I think about what?
The president.
Oh, president, yeah.
Now that's something we all must have,
president.
Now, of course there's
several kinds.
There's Washington, Grant, Hamilton.
I'm not prejudiced, I like them all.
Yeah, I'll take all of them.
Hey Lee, look what's coming now.
Huh?
Oh, oh, never mind.
Oh, what you mean, never mind?
That's my kind of woman.
Well, uh, uh...
Would you?
Oh, no.
You're not gonna trap me
with that would you thing again.
I'll tell you what I would like to do,
though.
I'd like to walk up to her, grab her, and kiss her,
and tell [D]her I want her to be mine, all [D]mine.
Well, I surely wish you would, man,
because that's my wife,
and I can't stand her.
What the... you