You Dirty Mistreater Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Eb][G]
[Em][G][Em]
[G][C][Em][G][Em][G]
[D][G]
[C][G][Em][G][Em]
[D]I've [G]tried all [D]my [G]life,

[Verse 1]
I've [Em]tried [G]treat [D]you [G]right,
I'll [D]you all my money,
I'm because you is [G]my wife.
You never give me a dime.
Now, [C]I often r[E]ead it
that [D]we poor women [C]don't
get [Em]no c[E]redit.
Now, [Em]for those good thing[D]s
that we tried to do.
What did you try to do?
Now, [G]Mama, I must be [D]a geek.
That's all right, butthound,
everybody [G]has got a [D]right to think.
Now let me tell you something.
Now you don't know me, Sam.
You don't know what kind of gal I am.
Now, Daddy, [E]I've got a razor,
[D]and it's a blazer.
And believe me, Papa,
it [G]don't bother [D]no man.
If you ain't home, mama,
by [G]the break of day
What are you going to do
about it?
I'm going to put something on you,
baby, you didn't care, wait
I'm [D]going to knock -knock on your head,
[G]like Polly choked Fry
Be[C]sides that, for a little present,
[G]I'm going to give you [D]two black eyes
When I hit you, you're going to fall out,
[G]you're going to [D]have yourself
a fit
I'm going to turn your nose up,
so it's not raining in
I'm gonna [Em]give you uppercut, baby,
that you [G]can't refuse.
[D]Gonna [G]strike you so hard in the top of the head,
gonna [D]knock the
bottom out your [G]knees.
[D]When I hit you, if you stand up,
you'll do an awful funny stunt.
Cause I'm gonna hit you so hard,
you're gonna have
[D]your grandfather run.
I'm gonna take [D]my razor,
gonna chop [G]you round [D]and round.
When I [Em]get to chopping on [G]you,
[D]mama,
gonna run you clear out of town.
[G]For when [C]I get mad, I love [G]to fight.
[E]Why? [Eb]Oh, you dirty mistreater.
You don't [D]treat your baby [G]right.