Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
While di[G]gesting Reader’s Digest
In the [C]back of a dirty book store
A [D]plastic flag with gum on the back
Fell out on the [G]floor
Well, I picked it up and ran outside
Slapped it on my window [C]shield
And If [D]I could see ol’ Betsy Ross
I’d tell her how good I [G]feel

[Chorus 1]
But, you [C]flag decal won’t get you
Into [G]heaven anymore
They’re al[D]ready overcrowded
From your [G]dirty little war
Now, [C]Jesus don’t like killin'
No matter [G]what the reasons for
And your [D]flag decal won’t get you
Into heaven any[G]more[Bb][C][D]

[Verse 2]
Well, I [G]went to the Bank this
And the [C]cashier said to me
[D]If you join the Christmas Club
We'll give you ten of them flags for [G]free
Well, I didn’t mess a round a bit
I took him up on what he [C]said
And [D]stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife’s fore[G]head

[Chorus 2]
But, you [C]flag decal won’t get you
Into [G]heaven anymore
They’re al[D]ready overcrowded
From your [G]dirty little war
Now, [C]Jesus don’t like killin'
No matter [G]what the reasons for
And your [D]flag decal won’t get you
Into heaven any[G]more[Bb][C][D]

[Verse 3]
Well, I [G]got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn’t [C]see
So I [D]ran my car upside a curb
Right into a [G]tree
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already [C]dead
And I’ll [D]never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates [G]said

[Chorus 3]
But your [C]flag decal won’t get you
Into [G]heaven anymore
We're al[D]ready overcrowded
From your [G]dirty little war
Now, [C]Jesus don’t like killin'
No matter [G]what the reasons for
And your [D]flag decal won’t get you
Into heaven any[G]more