Your New Stupid Boyfriend Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]You're out of the office,
you [G]don't return my call
You're [D]missing at the gym,
no one's [E]seen you around at [A]all
Used to [D]see you every weekend,
[G]all the time that we spent
Part[D]ners in crime, [E]having us a [A]time
We [F]used to have benefits,
but [C]that was the end of it
[D]Since you got your new boyfriend
[G]I hea[C]rd all about your
[F]new stupid boyfriend
[C]Yada yada yada, your [F]new stupid boyfriend
[C]Oh my god,
[F]your new stupid boy[C]friend[G][F]
[D]He's so tall, [G]he's so rich
[D]He's so fine, [G]smells divine
[D]He's so young, [G]he's so hung
[D]He's so sweet, he's [G]got [A]big [B]feet
[E]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[A]new stupid boyfriend
[E]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[A]new stupid boyfriend
We'd [D]all dance in the movies,
[G]sharing a large popcorn
Tak[D]in' off our shoesies,
[E]watchin' some [A]hot porn
It [D]did seem appropriate,
[G]you were all over it
[D]You used to sleep over,
no [E]drama to [A]weep over
[F]I used to kiss you, n[C]ow I just miss you
[D]Since you got your new boyfriend
[G]I hea[C]rd all about your
[F]new stupid boyfriend
Yada [C]yada yada,
[G]your new[F] stupid boyfriend
[C]Oh my god, your [F]new stupid boyfriend
[C]Big fuckin' deal,
[G]your new[F] stupid boyfriend
[D]He's so tall, [G]he's so rich.
[D]He's so fine, [G]smells divine.
[D]He's so young, [G]he's so hung.
[D]He's so sweet, he's [G]got [A]thick [B]feet.
[E]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[A]new stupid boyfriend.
Yeah, [E]yeah, yeah, yeah,
[A]new stupid boyfriend.
I'll [D]see you next week af
[G]ter your breakup.
Come [D]crawling back to me
If [E]you never [A]make up
Be[D]fore the next one
If [G]you ever find one
As [D]faithful as me
As stu[E]pid as [A]me
We [F]used to have benefits
But [C]that was the end of it
[D]Since you got your new boyfriend
[G]I h[C]eard all about your n[F]ew
stupid boyfriend
Yad[C]da, yadda, yadda,
your [F]new stupid boyfriend
[C]Oh my god, your [F]new stupid boyfriend
[C]Talk to the hand,
your [F]new stupid boyfriend
[D]He's so tall, [G]he's so rich
[D]He's so fine, [G]smells divine
[D]He's so young, [G]he's so hung
[D]He's so sweet, he's [G]got [A]big [B]feet
[E]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[A]new stupid [E]boy[A] friend

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