Cable TV Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
I [D]used
to think my life was so empty
I [G]used to think life was [E]passin' me by
Well, I was [D]just about [Bm]ready[E]
To [A]curl up and die
[D]

[Verse 2]
[C]
[G]But then one[D] day I got a vis[G]it
From the cable com[E]pany
Well, they [D]hooked me [F#]up
and [Bm]plugged me [E]right in
And [D]now I got [A]cable TV

[Verse 3]
[D]And now I get to wat[Bm]ch the stock
report in [D]Korean
Midget [A]wrestling on channel [C]three
It costs me [Bm]fifty bucks a
month just to see [D]'em
Yeah, but [C]that's all right with me

[Verse 4]
[G]I got cable TV [D](Ca[Bm]ble
TV)
[D]Cable TV (Cable TV)[A]
Oh, [Bm]eighty- three [A]channels of [G]ec stasy
[C]I love [G]my cable [D]TV, yeah
[C]I love [G]my [A]cable [D]TV
I [G]got the

[Verse 5]
[D]Siamese Faith Healer's Network
[G]The news and weather fro[E]m Peru
I got [D]celebrity [Bm]hockey
[E]The Rack[A]etball Channel too
[D]

[Verse 6]
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Bugs [D]Bunny direct from [G]Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on [E]at five
I got a [D]satellite [F#]dish on the [Bm]trunk of [E]my car
So I can [D]watch [A]MTV while I [D]drive
I'm talkin' [Bm]'bout

[Verse 7]
real
quality pro[D]grams
The kind you [A]just can't get for [C]free
Now I nev[Bm]er want to leave
my apart[D]ment
'Cause there's [C]just so

[Verse 8]
much for me to see
[G]On my cable TV [D](Ca[Bm]ble TV)
[D]Cable [A]TV(Cable TV)
Well, if [Bm]you need to f[A]ind me
You [G]know where I'll be
[C]Watchin' [G]my cable [D]TV, yeah
[C]Watchin' [G]my cable [D]TV

[Verse 9]
'Cause I [C]love [G]my cable [D]TV, yeah
[C]I love [G]my cable TV

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 10]
[A]My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm [C]turning into
some kinda [G]freak
[D]Oh, but they're just jealous
'cause [C]I've seen Porky's
[G]Twenty- seven times this week

[Verse 11]
[A]On my cable TV [D](Ca[Bm]ble
TV)
[D]Cable TV (Cable TV)
[A]Yeah, the [Bm]greatest [A]thing
that's ever [G]happened to me
I [C]love [G]my cable [D]TV, yeah
[C]I love [G]my cable [D]TV

[Verse 12]
Well, I [C]got to [G]have cable [D]TV, yeah
[C]I need [G]my cable [D]TV

[Verse 13]
Well, I [C]love, [G]I love my [D]cable TV (TV)
Got to have [C]cable [G]TV [D](TV)
Well, [C]I g[G]ot to have my c[D]able
TV, yeah (TV)
Can't [C]live [G]without my cable [D]TV

[Verse 14]
Well, I [C]said, [G]got to have
some [D]cable TV (TV)
I've [C]got to have my [G]cable [D]TV
I [C]said [G]cab[D]le TV, yeah (TV)[C]
Got to [G]have cable TV

[Outro 1]
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