Callin' in Sick Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Hit[Em] my s[C]nooze [G]alarm for
[Am]the twenty seventh [B]time[Bm]
[C]Just don't [G]feel like goin' to [Am]work,
I think I'll [C]call my boss,
[Bm]Then I'm g[Am]onna[B] ha[Bm]ck an[C]d
[D]cough an[Am]d wheeze
[Bm]Swear I've got [C]some
[D]strange dis[Am]ease
[Bm]What's [G]that [C]little twerp gonna say?
[Dsus4]Hey[D][Em][C]
I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today[G][Em][C]
[G]Callin' in sick today
[A][G]

[Verse 2]
[Em]
[C]I could s[G]hine my p[B]enn[G]ies or
[Am]clean my lava [C]lamp[B][Em]
[C]I could s[G]pend a[B]ll d[G]ay in my und[Am]erwear
watching [C]"Ernest [B]Goes to [A]Camp"
[B]I could s[C]it and count[D] my[G] ha[A]ir
[B]I could b[C]urp m[D]y[G][Am]
[B]Tupperware
I'm not [C]busy now anyway
[D]Hey

[Verse 3]
[Em][C]
I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today[G][Em][C]
[G]Callin' in sick [A]today[G][Em][C]
Ain't [G]goin' to work, no [A]way[G][Em][C]
[G]Callin' in sick today
[A][G]

[Verse 4]
[B]
I can [A]do [B]anything I wan[A]t to[B]
I [A]am [B]in [A]vincible [B]now
[A]I'm [B]on fire, [A]baby
I'm [B]alive, I'm alive,
can you [D]hear me, world?
I'm [Em]alive!

[Interlude 1]
[C][G][Am][G][Am][Em]
[C]Maybe I'll spend

[Verse 5]
[G]all day
staring [Am]at the sun
And try[C]ing [B]not to [Em]squint
[C]Maybe I'll [G]make a huge
color [Am]tapestry from
My [C]belly [B]but[Em]ton [A]lint
[B]When I'm [C]sick of tak[D]in' ab[Am]use
[A]I j[B]ust make[C] up some
[D]lame excus[Am]e
[B]Freedom's just [C]seven digits [D]away
[Em]Hey[C]

[Verse 6]
I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today[G][Em][C]
[G]Callin' in sick [A]today[G][Em][C]
Ain't [G]goin' to work, no [A]way[G][Em][C]
[G]Callin' in sick today

[Outro 1]
[A][G][B][A][G][Em]