Camp Judges chords and lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

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[Verse 1]
[G]Court adjourned.
Ooh, I love the way you adjourned
that court.
Oh, thank you, hen. I've had a bitch of
a morning on the bench.
I could stamp my little feet the
way those
QCs carry on.
Objection here, objection there,
and that nice constable giving that evidence so well.
Beautiful speaking voice.
Well, after a bit, there was nothing I could do
except bang my gavel.
You what, love?
I banged my gavel.
And did the silencing court bit.
Ooh, if
Lux had killed that prosecuting
counsel.
Been for 30 years.
How did your summing up go?
Well, I was quite pleased, actually.
I was trying to do it in butch
voice, you know.
What the jury must [F]understand.
[G]And you know, they loved it.
I bet they did.
I could see that foreman eyeing me.
Really?
Yes, tiki devil.
Anyway, I finished up with...
Was he that tall
man with the very big...
No, just a minute, I must tell you.
I finished up with...
The actions of these vicious men
[C]are a violent [G]stain on the community
and the full penalty of the law is hardly strong enough
to deal with their ghastly crimes.
Super.
And I waggled my wig.
Just ever so slightly.
It was a stunning effect.
Oh, I bet it was.
Do remember that time I wore that super striped
robe in the manslaughter case?
Oh, aye, the figure hugger.
Very figure hugger.
It was lovely.
Yes, I got it from
Ravel.
On that side, just off the plateau.