Nightmares Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am][ Da[D]ne ]
Hello, [Am]I'd like to see [E]Dr. Slumber,
[D]please
[ doctor's [E]assistant ]
Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?
[A][ D[E]ane ]
No, I don't
But tell [Am]the Doctor it's urgent
that I see [D]her
[E][ doctor's assistant [A]]
Well [E]- just one moment
[D]Dr.[Am] Slumber?[E]
[D]Dr. Slum[E]ber,
there's a young man out [A]here named -
Ex[E]cuse me, what is your [Am]name?
[ Dane ]
Oh, tell her it's Dana [E]Dane
[ doctor's assistant
(hysterically) ]
Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!
OH OH NO!
OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!
COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!
COME ON IN...!
[ Dane ]
Thank you, thank you

[Verse 2]
Well, [Am]I walked into the office, what did I see?
A [E]well-shaped body [D]body
with the [E]back to me
Sittin in [A]her chair with an [E]all-white gown
gown
[Am]Said said [E](Dana Dane,
won't you please lay down?)
She said that she wouldn't reveal her face
Till my hour was up and I was
on my way
Now we got to the matter
of why I came there
I said, "Doc,

[Verse 3]
I keep havin these crazy nightmares"
[D]Night[E] mares of the night
[Am](nightmares)
[C]Nightmares, they're alr[E]ight[D]
[Am](nightmares)
Cause they just [G]show imagina[E]tion of
real[Am]ity (nightmares)
Just keep [E]telling yourself that they're
make-believe [Am](nightmares)

[Verse 4]
She said, [Am]"Relax yourself,
won't you [D]tell me one
[Am]So I can d[E]iagnose an[D]d
see what [E]must be done"
I laid back my [A]head, start [E]to inhale
Caught [Am]my breath,
and then [E]I said, "Well -
Bright one morning I was [D]late for class
[Am]Had a fres[E]h pair of fram[D]es
[E]with Gucci on the glass
Girls they was [Am]hawking,
[E]dudes they was talkin
Saw the [Am]doggy-dogg female,
female, I [E]kept on walkin
She was on it hard,
there was no denyin
Shoulda seen what
this female was tryin
Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks
Pullin on my zipper board,
I [D]had to hold her [E]back
Word up, Doc, on the ultimate
Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it
I kept on walk[Am]in,
had to [E]leave this place
But she was all up on me,
breathin in my face
You [Am]may think I'm lyin
though it's [D]just a [Am]dream
This [E]girl had the baddest breath
I'd ever seen
I couldn't think [B]straight,
thought [E]I was doomed
Heard a bling-bling-bling,
it it it was time for homeroom
I stepped real quick,
she tried to [D]play it sas[Am]sy
She [E]almost ran me [D]down,
[E]this nasty fatnastee
Dipped to the [Am]stairs, [E]running [Am]blind
Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind
[E]Got to the[Am] 4th flo[E]or,
standin [D]in the door
[Am]Girlies watchin me walk [E]down the corridor
The guys they were [Am]jealous
and [E]gettin mad
And all the [Am]girlies wishin they
had the [E]class I had
Got to my classroom,
expect to see the teacher
Who did I see? That ugly
black creature
Paused for a minute standin in the door
Then I broke out when the
girlie went raw
Word em up, Doc,
couldn't stand the smell
Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell
I ran out the school, I didn't look back
I tell you, Dr. Slumber,
this girl was wack
And that's about the time when I awoke
[Am]And I smelled that[E] awful breat[Am]h that
almost [E]made me choke
Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?
That this dream somehow became reality?
I [Am]can't go to sleep,
cause I'm [D]so damn scared
[Am]Cause I keep[E] havin t[D]hese
[E]crazy nightmares"

[Verse 5]
[C]Nightmares [E]of the[D] night[E]
[Am](nightmare[E]s)
Nightmares, they're alright
(nightmares)
Cause they just show imagination
of [Am]reality (nightmares)
Just keep telling [E]yourself that they're make-believe
[D](nightmares)[Am][E]
[Am][D][E]
(Nightmares)

[Verse 6]
She said, "L[Am]isten, Dana Dane,
I think I [D]have the cure
[Am]But I have[E] to hear one
[D]more before [E]I'll be sure"
I laid back my [Am]head, tried to [E]concentrate
Then I [Am]told her the [E]nightmare
'bout the blind date
Had a blind date with this girl named Anita
The Fever's the place
I'm supposed to meet her
Saw the def body with the vicious butt
How did I know she was a marvelous mutt
This [Am]lady I [E]met was as [D]ugly as hell
[Am]Couldn't go in[E] the jam w[D]ith this femal[E]e
I was coughin [A]hard,
she star[E]ted to braggin
Couldn't let them [Am]know I was
[D]here with this dragon
[Am]Grabbed her hand,
dipped to [D]Harlem World
[Am]But I left this [E]ugly lady [D]for anothe[E]r girl
Now this other fe[Am]male,
her [E]name was Denise
Couldn't [Am]get no rapture,
there [E]followed the [Am]beast
Everywhere [E]I turn, everywhere I look
There was Anita the beast,
she could not be shook
I dipped, I [Am]dived, I [E]ran, I thrived
But [Am]there was no place that I could hide
Cause she was sniffin [E]me out
like a [Am]hungry blood hound
Her [E]tail in the [D]air, her nose [E]to the ground
Only thing [A]left for [E]me to do
Was to [Am]set her up [E]with this other dude
[Am]Now this other dude, he was real[D] upset
[Am]Cause this ugly fema[D]le
he didn't [E]want to check
He started actin [Am]wild,
even [E]called me a faggot
[Am]What could I do, he had [E]a .22 automatic
I dipped into the crowd,
made my way to the door
Bumped into this object and I
hit the floor
When I looked up, what [E]did I see?
I saw [D]An ita the [E]Beast lookin down at me
I [Am]couldn't try to play it,
couldn't [D]try to pretend
[Am]Like[E] the A[D]FTCA I had to
[E]take the dog in

[Verse 7]
[E]Nightmares of the night
[Am](nightmares)
Night[E]mares, [B]the[E]y're alr[Am]ight
[D](nightmares)
Cause they just [C]show [E]imagination
of reality (nightmares)
Just [C]keep telling yourself that they're make-believe
[D](nightmares)[E]
[Am]
(Nightmares)

[Verse 8]
Now I [Am]pleaded, "Dr. Slumber,
I [D]just can't [Am]bare
To [E]have another [D]one [E]of these crazy
nightmares"
Then all of a [Am]sudden she [E]turned around
And starin at me with that all-white gown
gown
With a [Am]Catholic smile,
showin [D]all [Am]her teeth
Was that [E]ugly fe[D]male,
An[E]ita the Beast...

[Verse 9]
[ Dr. Slumber, [E]her sweet,
soft voice turning horrifying ]
Dana?
Dana, honey, wake up!
What's wrong?
[Am]Wake up, h[D]oney[Am]
[D]You are[E] just... HAVING A A A A A A A A
A A NIGHTMARE!
[D]A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha![D]
[E]A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!